SAN FRANCISCO — Claiming he had accidentally swapped his schedule for the day, Twitter CEO and Neuralink founder Elon Musk shocked fans and shareholders by killing a female employee and impregnating a monke
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Not believable in that he admits to a mistake. My man Lonnie prefers to double down.
Elon Musk’s children discussing the inheritance, though emerald mines were changed to gold mines for libel reasons.
I believed it for a split second and it was glorious.
On the bright side, the monkey can’t tell anybody and most of my employees are scheduled to die anyway.
Absolutely brutal