For context, they managed to successfully accomplish an impossible task (defeating a Lich with it’s minions) to save their tribe’s armoury and magical item stash. So their master, an Ancient Red Dragon, will give them an item from his own collection
Dragon Master
Very good. Excellent.
A single Candle of Invocation.
Could be Alignment issues given that Konsi is probably Chaotic Good while an Ancient Red Dragon is Chaotic Evil.
Use Magic Device?
Use Magic Device?
Not sure what your question is. The item only applies it’s benefits to those that match it’s patron’s alignment exactly, including the attuned characters enemies. A Chaotic Good Character gains no benefits from a Chaotic Evil’s Candle, but Goblins or Kobolds might, to say nothing of Demons or Chromatic Dragons.
Not sure if it still exists in 5e but back in my day there was a skill that would allow you to activate a magic item you normally couldn’t, including spoofing your alignment.
So a CG trickster cleric could conceivably BS the candle into letting her get its benefits. Including being able to Gate in a Genie…
Edit: Also, if it’s sitting around in a red dragon’s collection, it probably doesn’t match his alignment, or he would’ve just used it himself.
ever published
Hold on, I need to refer to my Book of Erotic Fantasy.
Oglaf is the best
Im listening
Either the strap on that becomes real and turns you into a futa or the riding crop that lets you cast Dominate Person as a 9th level sorcerer.
There’s also an item called the Staff of Holy Pleasure that let’s you cast some…interesting spells.
“Is that a Staff of Holy Pleasure in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
“It’s both.”
A baaaaaad dragon
*beer opens
Keep going
*lands feet on coffee table
It’s going to start with a Girdle of Masculinity/Femininity and end with a new sorcerer bloodline.
Voodoo dildo my ass
Even if we stay in the realm of official content, there’s still the “Nipple Clamps of Exquisite Pain” from the Book of Vile Darkness.
I haven’t seen Ahdok for a while, hope they’re okay :(
I think the last comic was the end of a story. Dont know if there will be more… hope so :,(
They’re still posting on Mastodon. They did say that they had finished up the story arc/backlog that had. So not as many posts around here.
They ran out of their backlog of comics.
Oh okay! So hopefully more are still coming! Thanks for that update
Had something similar a few sessions ago; party was raiding Vecna’s ancient submerged capital castle to find his Dark Library, and each one got to have one “secret” of their choice. Wizard took a diabolic contract, the quest item; Cleric took an amulet that can exorcise demons; Fighter got a divine message and took some oil of invulnerability, but he also got greedy and took a belt of storm giant’s strength.
Of course, the trick is that Vecna wanted them to get those items because he’d been orchestrating the entire campaign for a payoff centuries in the future. He’s not even going to show up in the campaign, all he has to do is send his AD&D minions that have nonsense like STR-draining grapple attacks and the demilich “devour soul” variant action as a gaze attack to gatekeep the library after the fact, because old-school D&D monsters don’t care if you were born in 5e.
But… why did vecna wanted them to have these, including an item the oil that is a consumable ??
The DM will figure that out later
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Does it count if I published it as a free Amazon download?
I will allow it. But don’t push it. or I’ll equip a futur boss with it later down the road… mouhahahahaha
I’m a simple man, and will just ask for a AD&D 1e Unusual Sword +5 Holy Avenger, with an Intelligence of 17. Love me that 50% magic resistance in 5 foot radius, dispel magic at will, and +10 damage vs. Chaotic Evil.
Since I’m choosing, I’ll assume optimum rolls for an “unusual sword”, and take: All 14 extraordinary powers: charm person, clairaudience, clairvoyance, determine direction and depth, ESP, flying, heal, illusion, leviathan, strength, telekinesis, telepathy, teleportation, and X-ray vision.
Its Special Purpose should be slay “non-human monsters” disintegrating them on a hit unless they save (sure its special purpose should be slaying evil, but that’s so restrictive. It should speak 10 languages.
Before I forget, it ought to match my alignment, so its ego doesn’t overwhelm mine and make me stab myself or something. But maybe that’s where the fun for the DM comes in?
They sure don’t make 'em like they used to.
Hmmmm. This would be a weird addition to the game. Since they are monsters themselves XD
Yeah, you’d definitely want to keep a sword like that happy, since it might decide to disintegrate you. Plenty of other options for its goal (who it wants to stab) that might be more interesting narratively.
I was just describing one the most OP swords possible in the original DMG — and when just about everyone is a “non-human monster” that’s the power option.
Nooo I’m a monk
Get whatever has the highest resale value, then.
Which would also kickoff a fun side quest of finding a buyer, since the most expensive magical item in existence isn’t exactly something you can pawn off in a random towns general store lol
They are in a kobold tribe that doesnt use money in an apocalyptic world. So, good luck on finding the buyer XD
…gloves of soul catching, staff of striking, magical tattoos, there are options…
@ahdok@ttrpg.network I miss you
Aw. I’m sorry.
I’ve been busy drawing the daily Konsi though.
Here you go.
Ahhh Konsi warms my heart
Alchemical Jug for Infinite supply of mayonnaise. Easy.
Funny thing is, there is one kobold in the team that would probably do it. Then offer it to the cheff of the tribe, Linéon Piedléger, a halfelin that is like Gordon Ramsey and likes to taste new meats…
Tome of the Stilled Tongue? http://dnd5e.wikidot.com/wondrous-items:tome-of-the-stilled-tongue
Btw, love your comic
Not mine, but thank you. Please follow the official publisher :)
Love Konsi! She deserves to be the new meme format.
I cannot believe some no life gave this a downvote. I agree with you
Honestly if nothing else comes from lemmy, we at least got Konsi out of it. It’s all worth it now.
Entirely, I really miss those weeks where we got those comics
Art not from me, but unless you are new here you know that already
I choose the Scroll of Konsi. When someone picks it up and reads it, the text changes and says something that makes them surprised.
One blank Scroll of Konsi, as requested:
:) !!
The great book of “Dispel Kraken”.
