Speaker of the House Mike Johnson admitted that he and his son monitored each other’s porn intake in a resurfaced clip from 2022.

It’s like watching a clown show. Maybe he should watch more porn and grow up.

  • jkmooney@kbin.social
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    9 months ago

    No, son…ya got it all wrong! I was wanted to repaint the stucco walls in the basement and wanted to be sure the latex paint would work…that’s why I Googled “Latex Bondage”…

  • Psiczar@aussie.zone
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    9 months ago

    Never knew about this guy up until a couple of weeks ago, now I feel like I know too much about him.

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    9 months ago

    It’s like watching a clown show.

    I dislike the guy but I’m not going to kink shame him if he’s down to clown.

  • circuscritic@lemmy.ca
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    9 months ago

    Sounds like no one here has that special father son bond that people like Speaker Johnson his son, or5 dad and myself. That special bond when your father relies on you to monitor his electronic devices to ensure he isn’t viewing porn or masturbating.

    I feel sorry that none of you have experienced that. I bet you don’t even have that special Uncle Nephew bond that only comes from playing hide the peanut butter, or Honey Lickers.

    Sad. So sad.

  • 👁️👄👁️@lemm.eeEnglish
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    9 months ago

    What the actual fuck, and why would you say this publicly? People who morally abstain from porn are always the weirdest motherfuckers.

    • Uranium3006@kbin.social
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      9 months ago

      it’s because they have an intense interest in controlling sexual expression, which implies a large amount of interpersonal controlling instincts

  • Wahots@pawb.social
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    9 months ago

    Why do religious right people always have to make it so weird. Just share porn with your close friends like a semi-normal person, goddammit. Why does it always have to be their own children, christ. Have a normal chat and an AD chat, and don’t mix 'em.

    Shit’s unhealthy, man.

  • mateomaui@reddthat.comEnglish
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    9 months ago

    The headline makes it sound like they watch each other watching porn, which is vaguely more believable.

    • dan1101@lemm.ee
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      9 months ago

      And all this regular effort in avoiding it probably just makes the son more motivated to find ways to avoid detection. Prepaid smartphone, that sort of thing.

    • FoundTheVegan@kbin.social
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      9 months ago

      How did this start? The conversation had to be at some point

      Well sort of porn do you look at son? Don’t worry, this won’t be a one way street. I love PoV cream pies. Now I need you to report to me everytime you look… at what was it again, trans gangbang? Oh thats a good one. Let me know if those temptresses get ya!

      Like srsly. What. The. Actual. Fuck.

      • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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        9 months ago

        The reality is that it’s a mechanism of shame/control. You teach the kid that looking at porn is sinful, masturbation is sinful/shameful, etc… Then you install “accountability” software that rats out the kid whenever he pulls it up. He’s just repackaging an authoritarian, abusive household as “accountability.” They also have devices that connect to your TV and will shut off the audio (based on the closed captions) if it detects a profanity.