Neither, how about proper fucking armor which looks infinitely cooler/better instead of chippendales and concubines ?

For the 0.0001% of humanity who have waists like that lol. Pretty sure if I removed ribs and half my internal organs… I would still have no curves.

I do love me some fems tho (regardless of gender <3)

Sometimes it can get the opposite effect.

(I’m a straight male) At times it might be easier to watch the male equivalent being around than the female one - at least the male equivalent wouldn’t risk me getting aroused too often 😂 That can be stressful too!

Honestly, I’d be more afraid of the naked folks if I was a bad guy. They obviously are good at what they do if they can run around like that and not immediately die.

Very nice!!!

EDIT: I mean it. Very nice. Being a bisexual man in the early nineties royally sucked. I had to be closeted in two camps. Almost all of my straight acquaintances were homophobic (most people were to one degree or another) and my gay acquaintances gave me shit about either being a closeted gay man that didn’t want to accept his sexuality or being greedy (whatever the fuck that meant). I honestly wish I could be twenty again just so I could be able to live without all of that negativity.

First, how are those boob straps even attached?

Second, dude on the right is obviously a JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure character, so I prefer that one.

Dude, it’s been fine.

It really bothers me that her nip straps just end somewhere under her boob.

This is the most elite armor you receive for beating the dungeon at the end of the game.