Damn I’m glad we can monitor you in real time. I hope you’re okay!
am not ok
Are they hungry?
who is they
So did the taxi interpretive dance inform you enough to feel comfortable with your wet exit? Did the vest self inflate or did you have to blow? Are they serving snacks and drinks?
blow
Whats your cellphone service provider?
ryan renalds
What the…!?
What happened? Why is there a seemingly crashed plane in the background?
plane no work
Have you tried putting it in rice.
no rice i eat
u send rice ? amazonn ?
Have you tried turning it off and back on?
what do
key leave me, no float
Is this serious? Like do you need help? (Amazing to think someone can post in realtime this way if so, from the middle of the friggin ocean)
Lmao
i am mint mobil yes is good
help
It’s a story from 2014. See link above.
No, this is obviously not real. I couldn’t sleep so I resorted to making this post instead
Thank you! This post and the comments are hella entertaining.
I hope you’ll make it to shore soon
*chokes on life vest*
Nice hydroplane you got there
Quick, eat spicy food! Sharks don’t like spicy
help chomp fish attack
Hows the water?.. and how do you still have internet??.. cant even get a signal on my bathroom
water taste good
i use leg for antenna
Give us your coordinates so we can watch you on Google Earth.
22.443855600077033, -74.22033436432113
Oh good, you made it to an island! Best of luck.
It’s the best Island. Rick lives there.