“It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is football.”
To baldly go….
If you see opposition players doing weird shit at Old Trafford, it’s because Professor X is mind controlling them from the stands.
And the players clothes fall off. And then I’ve seen everything. I’ve seen it all.
Maybe Prof should focus on the Man u players not doing weird shit.
Mind control them to behave around women
There’s Klingons in the owner’s room, Jim!
Don’t think even Professor X can make Martial score
Martial with proper work ethic and not sulk at the slightest competition + not made out of glass could have fulfilled his ballon dor clause
I mean, with this many “ifs” you’re looking at a different player
Get ready for spontaneously naked women around Old Trafford
Hopefully he can get his brother, The Juggernaut to help out in defence