Car Talk with Martok is off this week for Thanksgiving and because I have COVID and am embracing the sweet release of death. Come back from my break and a day later get fucked. Come on.
Happy Thanksgiving to all the Americans out there. Hope your day goes great and you get much of the food. Send some Mashed Potatoes and Gravy my way. I’d kill for some right now.
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Dear Stamets,
Get better.
Sincerely, Some guy who laughs at all the content you post.
@Stamets is pretty much the equivalent of Atlas holding up the earth, but for this lemmy instance and also attractive and gay.
Attractive is pushing it. Did you know that all mirrors are sentient? That’s my theory anyway. They keep screaming in horror everytime my reflection hits one of them.
Gay is accurate though. Very very gay.
However there are tons of other users here who post more than I do lately. They deserve all the props. @ummthatguy@startrek.website and @negativenull@lemm.ee as an example. Not to mention my brothers from another mother, @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website and @xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink and my sister from another… thing that rhymes with sister, @Lydia_K@startrek.website. Plus @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world and @FauxPseudo@lemmy.world who been posting more and more. Not to mention @jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org and @Blackout@kbin.social and @Spot@startrek.website and everyone else.
I get way more praise than I rightfully deserve.
Also I’m sure I forgot people. I’m sorry. My brain is on fire :(
I’ve been posting from my archive of original content from years in Star Trek Shitposting. Eventually I’ll run out.
I’ve always heard “sister from another mister.”
Appreciate the callout. You, and apparently everyone else, get well soon.
I’ve been summoned
Here let me put out your brain
You deserve that praise-I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, you’re a curator of the arts
Just pruning the Mycelial network, my man <3
Isn’t Stamets kinda transphobic though? I remember seeing that somewhere
The place you saw that was when you accused me of it last time and when you were posting transphobic dog whistle memes. There is a reason why your hexbear account was banned for this.
The mission of Starfleet is to seek out new life with curiosity and enthusiasm. You found someone with a gender that you didn’t understand, and instead of approaching it with curiosity and enthusiasm, you declared that xenogenders are transphobic.
To quote Picard in The Measure of a Man: Starfleet was founded to seek out new life; well, there it sits! - Waiting.
I have never posted a transphobic thing in my life. You simply think that the existence of xenogenders is transphobic.
I’m not engaging with a transphobe. Goodbye.
You mean you’re not engaging with a nonbinary person. Which is your personal definition of transphobe. You know, if I was a cis man and a trans person told me I was being transphobic, I would at least spend 10 minutes questioning if I’m wrong. I’d do that basic courtesy. But if you’re telling me you’re incapable of that, then fine. I’ll let everyone else know exactly how you feel about the prospect of admitting maybe nonbinary people are real.
Dear RatsOffToYa,
Thanks buddy. I’ma try <3
Catch you on the digital flip side,
- Stamets
Stamets is a huge enbyphobe, maybe look at someone else’s jokes
You got COVID for Thanksgiving!?
I’ve got COVID for Thanksgiving!This Thanksgiving’s gonna be SICK!!
I too am sick, but I don’t think it’s Covid.
One way to put it lol Just don’t go spreading that kind of holiday joy
This community is by far my favorite part of Lemmy, and you’re one of my favorite posters here.
That makes you among my favorite Lemmy posters. Do your damndest to have a good Thanksgiving.
Well great, we’re down to, like, 2 people doing memes!
Get to feeling better, look forward to more Car Talk. Whip Covids ass like a dirty llama.
I’m doing a speedy but Culber keeps telling me to shut up because he’s doing the crossword.
Also I dunno if that’s a WinAmp reference on purpose or not but I will take it.
Save your well-wishes for a non-enbyphobe. Stamets is truscum
You just triggered Germany.
Considering my failed attempts at learning their language, I feel it isn’t the first time.
Feel better Stamets! I too have a case of Thanksgiving covid. Seems to be spreading very badly this season, i know many people who also caught it this week.
Wish health to someone else instead, this guy thinks nonbinary people are made up
Every thread I go into you’re there crying and making yourself a victim. Shut up.
No, they’re peruvian guacamole
In that case, is beef jerky just meat-based chips (crisps for the anglophiles)?
How did we get covid at the same time?
Woke up with no sense of smell and very limited taste. The woooorst.
Man this whole thread has covid.
Luckily my sense of smell/taste is mostly intact. Dunno why but this is my third time getting covid and third time not having that symptom. I be grateful.
So is vodka made from potatoes just Irish Tequila? 🤔
Irish Guacamole
… this is how I’ll refer to mashed potatoes from now on
Also, @Stamets get well soon … get plenty of rest and take care of yourself, don’t stress about too much and only think of yourself for the time being, it’s not being selfish, it’s being safe … because if you aren’t well, you can’t make any of us laugh … so my advice to you to be selfish is me being selfish too … I want you to get better because it will make me feel better … so get well damn it!
Newfie Guacamole in my case lol
And I’m trying okay! Bones is out screaming at someone and talking about green blo- Oh wait no, nevermind he just saw Spock.
Sure, if you add jalapeños
Oof. I just got over that a few weeks ago and still don’t feel quite right.
I hope you feel better!
