Could I interest you in everything all of the time?
Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime!
Anything and everything, all of the time!
Everything, everywhere, all at once, you say?
Tarrare is the mf president now? Actually, no that makes sense
That baby asked for it!
The problem arises when a cartoonist takes on something serious. It puts those two compartments together and rips out your heart, like First Dog on the Moon did today.
I’m trying to think of another example, and I’m at a Loss.
See a man beheaded, get offended, see a shrink, show us pictures of your children, tell us every thought you think! Start a rumor, buy a broom, or send a death threat to a boomer or DM a girl and groom her, do a Zoom or find a tumor in your–here’s some healthy breakfast options! You should kill your mom. Here’s why women never fuck you, here’s how you can build a bomb. Which power ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz! Obama sent the immigrants to vaccinate your kids!
Can I interest you in everything all of the time?
A little bit of everything all of the time
Apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime
Anything and everything all of the time
Personally, I was against the MICEO (Mandatory Infant Cannibalism Executive Order), but whadda ya gunna do? 🤷