All of the other moons are severely autistic. Ours is balls-out confident. “Yeah, bitch, what. You blinked.”
It’s tidally locked to earth. Earth isn’t tidally locked to it. Happens slowly due to gravity and differential mass. Relatively stable satellites end up tidally locked given the time. Pretty sure lack of water/liquids/atmosphere hastens the process.
The Moon … shocked and stunned to see that life survived after that impact … and to see the idiots that evolved after
Aside from being a meme, the factoid isn’t even true.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tidal_locking#Moons
All twenty known moons in the Solar System that are large enough to be round are tidally locked with their primaries [planets]
https://moon.nasa.gov/resources/429/the-moons-orbit-and-rotation/ This is a good one too!
It just says other moons. Not all other moons. Meaning the meme isn’t untrue… Right?
When you are the moon…
Moon is just making us work for it: https://scitechdaily.com/images/DSCOVR-Far-Side-Moon-Crop.gif