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And then “sigmas” tried to set themselves apart by saying that they really, really, really don’t care and they’re just focusing on themselves*
*By putting themselves into their own strata with a label that they definitely, totally don’t care about. And no, it’s definitely, definitely not a grift that influencers can use
Alpha male is the most unstable and failure prone male.
Beta male is a little better, since the developers would have tested it more.
Release Candidate male or Staging male is probably the safest bet if you want a fairly reliable male while still having earlier access to new features.
Stable Release male is the one most non male enthusiasts would use though.
If you’re running males in a server or enterprise environment, you probably want Long Term Support male.
I’m a “feature branch that’s been abandoned for 4 years” male.
That is literally how ‘sigma’ males came to be.
Sigma balls
Haha gottem
First sighting in the wild of a true sigma male (2024)
“This isn’t even my final form” —Males.
I can get a lot fatter, watch me.
In nature the ‘alpha’ wolves are actually just the parents.
The original study that this term came from was based on wolves in captivity and the original author has spent decades reputitating the common interpretation of wolves being hierarchical and following an alpha leader like the common interpretation imagines that term to mean.
Those “alpha” wolves were just a bunch of strangers thrown together and operating off of fear. They were just trying to build a pecking order to have some interpersonal security.
So any “alpha male” is just a frightened, insecure stranger who is out of their depth in scary circumstances and operating in a reactionary manner.
My 27yo incel nephew during the holidays had a hissy fit and called me a beta and really put himself in the alpha seat.
Which was weird, because I picked him up from my sister’s house, drove him here, and also had to drop him back off as a favor to my sister.
I dunno what internet or what he thinks alphas are but oooof.
So you chauffered him around for free, no strings attached, and are now wondering why he thinks he’s royalty.
Next time you help him out, drop him off in the nearby woods with a camera, asking for a video on how alphas hunt.
No… there just isnt a next time.
“Hey can you…”
“Nah, Ive got too much Beta shit going on. Buying soy candles, yoga… tell him to find an Alpha way home. Tame a wild horse, Run with a wolf pack or some shit. NMFP.”
That’s what all social constructs and the bigotry based around them are, and another example of why hierarchies are destructive.
“…and then they start jumping up and down on the sofa yelling ‘it’s turbo time!’ And then they start runnin’ around the house? And when you try to join in they yell at you and say ‘YOU’RE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM! DON’T RUN! YOU DON’T RUN WITH US! WE’RE THE ONES THAT RUN! UNTIL YOU’RE PART OF THIS TURBO TEAM, WALK SLOWLY!’ Has that ever happened to you?”
Ah yes, a paper about wolves following a leader which was disproven by the same person that made it obviously applies to humans
The average pack size in North America is eight wolves and in Europe 5.5 wolves, with the biggest being 42
The largest human “pack” size is 37800000
i couldnt find the average size of a city, only the largest
42 is sightly smaller than 37800000 so studies on wolves about social structure might be wrong if you replaces wolves with humans
As a European, I gotta tell you, it’s super creepy seeing those half wolves walk around with their packs… You guys are lucky your wolves decided to split up in 8-packs instead.
So which way do you split an Alpha male - lengthwise? or upper/lower body? Asking for a friend
Very randomly. Some of them consist of only four legs, the tail and the head - no body.
Half wolves? We have that?
It was a joke based on: “The average pack size […] in Europe 5.5 wolves”
Ooh. Well I feel supremely dumb.
There are also actually half wolves, where wild dogs cross breed with wolves.
Some fuckers never got past the infinity + 1 shit. Also Goku always wins, duh.
Labels are for other people to describe you, the second you put one on yourself, you’re just showing what an insecure fool you are. People are supposed to figure that out for themselves around highschool age.
Alphas exist in real life though. You wouldn’t understand 🍷🗿🧬💪🏻
Tell me you’re compensating for a tiny dick without telling me you’re compensating for a tiny dick.
I smell weak genes. YES!!!
It’s the smell of @ohitsbreadley@discuss.tchncs.de! your gene 🧬 4q22.1 at position 88,007,635 is TOO POLLUTED. I advise buying my course to heal my Niagara falls during this beautiful morning.
I love how much this pisses people off. Dude is a troll and people are feeding him constantly.
