I like Lemons.
Alright, i’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, DON’T make lemonade!
Make life take the lemons BACK!
Elder millennial here.
“When life promises you lemons as a child and drills into your head the importance of preparing to make lemonade because the lemons are coming and you’ve got be ready and get the sugar and the water and the ice ready because you’re totally gunna get those lemons and have a lemonade-based future of stability and fulfillment and happiness, prepare to be blamed when the lemons don’t arrive.”
“Why are millennials killing the lemon industry? We asked 10 boomers for their opinion, and the top answer will SHOCK you”
There used to be a chrome extension that changed “millennial” to “snake people” and it made those articles way more fun
We should have rioted in 2008.
Makes me cry. The good luck I’ve had in my life should mean I could retire early. The bad luck I’ve had in my life means I still have no retirement fund. But at least I haven’t gone through foreclosures like a lot of people my generation have.
Greatest generation: has a lemon party
Lemon boy but they see why I reside now
Put the time in while you always yellin’ time out
F a critic ‘cause I know I’m comin’ with it
You were sittin’ you were wishin’, I was handlin’ my business
Now I got the ball like Harry Potter playin’ Quidditch
And my nuts so humongous you would think that Hagrid’s in it
Ah man, I’m all bad, yeah I’m all bad
Workin’ for that whip, yeah that whatchu call that
I’ma blow up in the summer have ‘em yellin’ fall back
And I’ve always been ahead like an effin ball cap
Man I came in the game like woah
Gotta couple chains on me 'cause I like gold
They told me I’m the best, and I told 'em, I know
'Cause when I’m in your town every ticket I sold
What I learned recently:
Lemons are a hybrid of citrons and bitter oranges. Which means life never gave us lemons. We gave ourselves lemons and then proceeded to bitch about it.
Hey I’m not gonna bitch about it. In fact, I’mma bitch if you don’t give me lemons with my fish & chips for free.
Fish and chips without at least one decent lemon wedge should be illegal
when you thought everything would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it’s actually difficult difficult lemon difficult
“Stressed depressed lemon zest”
The Silent Generation: "When life hands you lemons… Don’t Take the Lemons! GET MAD! Demand life take the lemons back! Ask to see life’s manager! Do you know who I am? I’M THE MAN WHOSE GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. WITH THE LEMONS.
I’ve tasked the boys down in the lab to assemble some incendiary lemon grenades."
Is this a Cave Johnson quote or am I misremembering
As a GenXer, i have no idea what “make lemon noises” even means
As a GenXer, whatever.
I think the joke is that GenZ will do something random and unexpected.
Meanwhile the boomers built a Lemon Trust Score that says you need to start squeezing lemons from day one to be trusted to make lemonade, so the lemon bank will give you a lemon loaf that takes 30 years to pay back with twice as much juice as any lemon can make. All while the news tells us that outsiders who never had a lemon in their life want to take our juice, but really it’s juice lord propaganda against any new juicers.
We are drowning in lemons and can’t make lemonade without giving it all away, leaving us with all the labor and none of the juice.
As a millennial, not everyone feels this way!?
I was born in the early 90’s, but apparently I’m a boomer
When god gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD!!
Something something Cave Johnson.
Something something house something something combustible lemon
I’m gonna have to say it? Lemons are crossbred between a citron and a sour orange. Life never gave us lemons. We made that shit ourselves.
