Get yourself a guy who looks like Aragorn but cooks like Samwise. 😍
They’ve both got heart.
Tbh with the healthy depiction of masculinity for the MCs, I would date most of them.
But if I had to choose a partner for a longer period of time out of the male characters, it would definitely be Sam
Ye, Sam is good.
Girls only want one thing. It starts with P and ends with an S.
Puppies!!!
Pussies
Ooh, we doin’ pancakes today??
Presidential elections? Promo codes? Packing peanuts?
Pancreas :)
🎶 My pancreas attracts every other
Pancreas in the universe
With a force proportional
To the product of their masses
And inversely proportional
To the distance between them 🎶
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I’m going to hike into hell and these cast iron pans are coming with me
As a straight male, I have also come to appreciate Sam as the best damn character in the entire LOTR series.
Frodo was the best of them, but he was carrying a great burden, so we saw him during an internal fight for his very soul, not as his usual self. Frodo was chosen to carry the ring because his pure and generous heart was the least influenced by its power, and it still almost consumed him.
TOES
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