SUGAR…WITH WATER…
Pigs can’t look up? Hahaha WTF? Who came up with that?
Someone that’s never seen a pig
It’s like if you asked AI to come up with a problem pigs face and it’s only ever read about pigs but never seen one.
Pigs can look down. And pigs can lie on their back.
They can also stand on a slope
These are all awesome pig facts
Plus, it’s not like the only way to look at the stars is by pointing your nose to the sky… Eyes have movement and the stars can also be seen in the horizon.
Still, would be nice to hug a pig, with my guts. (jk…)
Edit: shit, that sounds so wrong, I meant eating the pig…
They could even look at water reflections, although their very existence is at odds with such possibilities.
Hello Prime minister of the UK from that episode of Black Mirror
I think you mean that Thor tweeted this. He will always be Thor.
If they make Blood Meridian into movie and he’s not the Judge we riot.
Someone didnt read hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. This is how you get Krikkit pigs
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What would the modern human equivalent of seeing the stars for the first time be? I guess we probably wouldn’t really comprehend it even if we had the opportunity.
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I’ve always been sorta jealous of people with synaesthesia. I imagine there’s probably some weird downsides but I’d love to experience it. Just, like, something dumb like what color is my favorite song, or what does 4 smell like?
My SO has some mild synesthesia, mostly just lights having a “sound”. Like, our neighbor had some really obnoxiously bright flashing christmas lights that were allegedly quite loud. He “heard” something akin to a tiny truck backing up whenever he glanced out the window at the wrong time. He almost always knows if it’s a real sound or a synesthesia “sound”, though there have been a couple of occasions when he has had to ask me if i hear stuff while watching a show or movie that warranted an epilepsy warning. Sometimes he’ll get a smell when listening music that makes him nostalgic, too, but that’s only happened once or twice.
If you really want to, try taking some psychedelics.
Do lots of LSD.
Maybe seeing wavelengths we can’t normally see, like IR and UV? Would be pretty cool.
Many astronauts say seeing the earth from space is a similar transcendent moment. Especially the Apollo astronauts who could see the entire earth at once .
Boob gazing the very first time.
Being able to see the full spectrum of colors that actually exist in the world. Every very rare once in a while someone is born with more cones in their eyes, which allows them to see more. The rest of us, though, will never know.
Can a copper look up tho? Maybe that’s why they are so nasty and jealous of uplookers?
Tbf, this would also explain why guards in stealth games never look up
I’m betting pigs could write some bomb ass poetry
Are you familiar with the Freddy the Pig series by Walter R. Brooks? Plenty of porcine poetry in those pages.
It’s a pretty funny way of putting it but I do appreciate the sentiment.
Can’t pigs lie on their side and roll around though? Then they’d be able to see the stars
He says it’s kind but no one asked the pig what he wants
You can ask. Just say “officer, can l lift you up and show you the stars”?
You bet your ass that pig gonna be kicking and screaming.
Edgar. Well not really Edgar. More like someone wearing an Edgar suit.
