Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) came in fifth place in a straw poll of voters in the district where the controversial congresswoman recently relocated and is trying to win reelection to the House.
Boebert, who was first elected to represent Colorado’s 3rd Congressional District in 2020, announced last month she would switch districts and instead run for reelection this year in the 4th District, after its House member, Rep. Ken Buck ®, decided to retire from Congress.
The new district for Boebert would likely give her a significantly better chance at reelection if she wins the Republican nomination. She currently represents a swing district, and Boebert had seemed likely before her switch to face off a second time against Democrat Adam Frisch, whom she defeated in 2022 by fewer than 600 votes.
The 4th District, meanwhile, is a solidly Republican district that has elected a Democratic House member only once in the past 50 years.
But the results of the straw poll Thursday, which followed the first debate among GOP candidates running for that district, indicates Boebert may have an uphill battle.
Okay, Riker is back… but which Riker?
[actual footage from Colorado’s 4th district]
Fuck this one got me. Bravo.
Well, Boebert is the Q candidate
Out of… 5?
Gonna have to park it next to me in the back of the Wendy’s, Boeb. If you flick your wrist just right you can get through about 4 dicks every 3 minutes. The take-home is pretty bad.
Here’s hoping her eventual career with Brazzers pans out as well as her Congressional career.
Onlyfans site is probably already signed up
More likely phishing banner ads
Congress: A Porn Parody
I mean, that’s just Congress, what with the American people constantly getting fucked.
It would be more productive than what it was parodying.
You’re right porn would be too much work for her. Unless she only did handy while vaping porn but that seems really narrow and not something you make a career out of.
She seems more into the ‘in public’ genre.
more like, reproductive
Now this would be porn I wouldn’t watch
there’s a first for everything
At this point in US politics … someone could be capable of maintaining both careers at the same time.
You know, I’d watch it, just for the humiliation factor of a fall that hard.
I think that would be more respectable than what she has been doing. It’s just honest sex for money.
Very true, which probably means she can’t do it, because it would require acknowledging sex work as work.
Bobert’s Explore Talent profile pictures made it seem plausible she was an escort at one point.
There are easier ways to get erectile dysfunction.
There’s a lot better than her pancake face available on Brazzers
She needs to win over voters one HJ at a time
These guys figured out a more efficient method:
What if I did middle out?
My favorite part was they’re still discussing it and say Richard’s been in there for hours, meaning they’ve been occupied for hours optimizing. 😂
Honestly, that’s what makes it so relatable to real IT work.
Yeah, they’re so easily distractible during any scene that they’re doing work (unless adderal is in the mix). Then they go off on these weird tangents for far too long. One of my favorite themes in the show.
What do I recognize this picture from? Whatever it is I want to rewatch because I remember it being funny but can’t place it.
Silicon Valley. Great show, gotta love Mike Judge.
She could probably even do two at a time if she tried really hard.
That’s a lot of tickets to Beetlejuice
“So, how do we do this? Do I just pay you here or after…”
“Nah, you schedule it online using Ticketmaster. We’ll start with a little vaping for foreplay and should be done by intermission.”
“Okaaaaayyyyy…”
“Hey, you’re not a cross-dressing democrat are you? I have to ask cuz I had a bad experience once and my pimp got mad at me.”
I could see that changing a few votes, at least.
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH
HAHAHAHA, get fucked, dime-store Baronness, you fash trash.
I saw Bobert finishes and I was like well “What new musical came to Colorado?”.
Also…what about her date? Did they finish?
She only lets them finish in the back
Hope she finally fucking loses.
Boe-bye…
I once thought Ken Buck was the worst.
I read the headline as “Boebart finishes fifth grade”. My reaction was “That’s nice, dear.” in a very condescending manner.
This is the best summary I could come up with:
Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.) came in fifth place in a straw poll of voters in the district where the controversial congresswoman recently relocated and is trying to win reelection to the House.
The new district for Boebert would likely give her a significantly better chance at reelection if she wins the Republican nomination.
She currently represents a swing district, and Boebert had seemed likely before her switch to face off a second time against Democrat Adam Frisch, whom she defeated in 2022 by fewer than 600 votes.
But the results of the straw poll Thursday, which followed the first debate among GOP candidates running for that district, indicates Boebert may have an uphill battle.
Colorado Politics reported that Boebert’s finish in the middle of the nine-candidate pack drew some gasps and some shrugs.
Boebert defended her decision to switch districts during the debate, against accusations of carpetbagging, saying she and her family needed a “fresh start.”
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I’m very much looking forward to not ever having to pay attention to her again.
I was going to say like Sarah Palin but apparently she’s still kicking around trying to fill vacant seats.
I’ll drink to that