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“Let me be clear: Our war is against Hamas. We have explicitly instructed our commanders that they should take pains so there are as few innocent men, women, and children in Gaza as humanly possible.”
Brutal. Well done, Onion writers
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That’s a good play on words.
Bruh I just realized.
It’s
It’s not a mistake. Omitting “be” verbs is a common convention in headlines. They’re just imitating the style of major newspapers.
1.15% of the population already died. Not all civilians.
“We’ve only killed 27.000 people so we’re the good guys, you see.”
The Onion is doing what ‘real’ media should’ve been doing.
I thought the news was a tragedy, now I realize it’s a fucking comedy.