The answer is prevent him from speaking by kissing him more.
Sometimes I think heterosexuality is a cruel joke.
The only thing you need to know is that you need more dakka
I actually used to play Orks. It was not great with my personality.
I hear Ork players tend to benefit from a more jovial win or lose disposition as Orks kind of either crush it or fall apart depending on their luck.
I recently learned to embrace that brand of Orkiness.
Bucket of dice, zero hits? It’s not bullshit, it’s fucking hilarious. Because it’s more fun that way.
But what if it was Henry Cavill?
Right? I think there’s a whole series of ‘workplace harassment comics’ to be made out of this.
Don’t: not be henry cavill
“Hey, want to come over and play a table top war game?”
“Ew no loser, ugh, sexual harassment!”
Do: Be henry cavill
“Hi, I’m Henry Cavill. Want to come over and play a table top war game?”
“oh the lore is deep so many fascinating factions and player agency in customization!”
You see, the god-emperor had to sit on the Golden Throne to keep the Astronomican lit so the Imperium’s warships wouldn’t be permanently lost in the warp…
Tis a shame that ITEHATTS will never be finished.
What’s interesting about that is that it’s basically confirmed female Space Marines are canon. TTS was allowed to stay so long as it didn’t touch the lore. The fact that Alfabusa got sent a C&D basically confirmed he was touching the lore.
