LOS ANGELES — Legendary metal musician, and noted septuagenarian, Ozzy Osbourne broke new ground when he became the first old white man to complain about a rap song and actually be on the right side of history.

“This is the first time we’ve ever seen a person of Ozzy’s age, wealth status, and complexion complain about a rap song or artist and actually be correct. Especially when they say it in an all-caps Tweet,” said music scholar Aiden Lawrence

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        The Hard Times is satire, literally the same thing as The Onion but another publication. This is the place for it.

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        Yeah it has a funny headline but is 100% accurate. T-Pain’s cover is awesome and he shared the tweet:

        Legendary rapper T-Pain had a completely different experience with Osbourne on X (formerly Twitter) earlier this year.

        “I sang on a cover of ‘War Pigs’ at The Sun Rose and Ozzy tweeted at me saying it was the best cover he had ever seen and wishes we had called him. Hell, I wish I had his phone number. I would have loved to share the stage with him,” said T-Pain. “But I’ll admit when I first saw he had tweeted at me I full expected a racist rant, but it couldn’t have been further from the truth. Ozzy is a real one.”

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          I don’t think either of you understand the point of the article. The subject being satirized in this article are people who use hip hop/rap criticism as a dog whistle for their racism. Not Ozzy Osbourne. They’re using an actual story to satirize racist dog whistles. So no, it doesn’t belong in c/nottheonion. It’s 100% satire.

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    Wrong community, this community is for satire, not true stories that sound like satire.

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      Let’s get down to brass tacks: I probably couldn’t stand what you pass off as “music” either, but you don’t see me showing up at the circus, telling you what notes to play on the organ.

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      I’m a 60yo white guy, and this comment hurts me. I used to be in your camp until the radio stations I typically listened to (rock, country, classical) in GTA San Andreas got old and I flipped on the hip-hop station just to get something different.

      I don’t know hip-hop like I know rock or country, but there is a lot of that music that gets five stars on my music server.

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        I’m 40 and I grew up listening to rap mostly and metal. I grew up in an era where, at least where I lived, there was this “I listen to everything but rap and country” attitude. There is really great music everywhere you look. It took me a while to look at country to realize what I was missing, though, so I guess I was a part of the problem.

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    Old man who supposedly “hates rap” has a hit song with Post Malone, maybe the problem is just antisemitic asshole Kanye West, as usual. 🤷‍♂️

    The Hard Times really is just a suck ass version of the Onion, this satire just seems desperate to make a joke. Like yes we know that Ozzy’s an old white guy and that other old white guy rocker’s have turned out to be embarrassments, but is that all you have for the comedic premise? Weak shit.

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      The subject being satirized in this article is hip hop/rap “criticism” that’s just a racist dog whistle. Not Ozzy Osbourne. They’re using a real news item about him in order to satirize racism because his reason for denying use of his song subverts the trope of the “old guy who hates rap for racist reasons.” Ozzy is not the butt of the joke here, but please, don’t let that get in the way of your righteous indignation and pearl clutching on behalf of Ozzy.

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    What the fuck did you just call The Prince of Darkness? What the fuck? Fuck you!

    “My husband was recording gold records while you were still wanking it to the cover of sports illustrated magazine.”

    –Sharon Osbourne.