Well they better not make their mass exodus to Pennsylvania, or they’ll be totally confused about where they are when Trump loses and the name changes.
I propose we change it to Pencilvania.
It will be so woke there, folks. It will be so woke that they’ll welcome all the trans people. And they will change the name! They will change the name that will show the state is part of the woke liberal sleepy Joe Marxism to Transylvania. Some of you might have heard of that place. Dracula came from there. Not a nice guy, Dracula, but he dressed well, didn’t he, folks? He dressed well. DRACULA DID NOT HAVE A LOW FLOW SHOWER, DID HE FOLKS? When I am your president, I promise you will have a shower Dracula will be proud of!
(etc.)
Who needs an AI for deep fakes, when we have /u/FlyingSquid@lemmy.world
Well, at least he’s providing a testable prediction. That’s new.
Okay
I hope they follow him to Fl because all we got here is stears and fucking morons.
lol, feck off.
So what happens when he doesn’t pay the fine?
Do they get to take his property?
Seriously curious, he’s escaped accountability his entire life, what’s the mechanism to ensure he pays the Piper now?
I think this is the purpose of appointing a receiver for the Trump org. They would be authorized to sell assets to pay fines if needed.
I predict that very little will actually happen, and that Trump will keep saying stupid shit.
Capture @stoy@lemmy.zip - he is a confirmed time traveler.
No no, the people of the state of New York (53% Democrat, 28% Republican) will definitely all leave. And move to Mississippi.
Oh no! If they leave who will stir up shit at thanksgiving making aunt margaret cry?
Old man’s version of “well you’re not invited to my birthday party”
He has mass, all right. And that mass will perform exodus. Checks out.
Lmao this is the most self centered guy in history.
Fox verbatim copied this in their headline. In the article they published on their website nothing about the actual fraud that was proven.
Why would they? Fox News reporting factual news?!
That would be awesome! Make it better for everyone else to experience life without maga morons. Good riddance
Is his chonky ass large enough to count as a mass exodus on its own?
If I didn’t hate him so much I’d want to send him some cream for that burn.
Send him some burn cream, but refill the tube with IcyHot.
I once brushed by teeth with Bengay by accident when I was a kid. My parents had taken everything out of the medicine cabinet and put it on the floor because they were replacing the cabinet and I was pissed off at them and I picked up the wrong tube. And then they said I did it on purpose.
Sorry, I just felt the need to share an inconsequential moment in my life. Please ignore and/or block me.
Oh God. Why would they just assume any kid… intentionally did that? Kids make stupid mistakes lol.
Your random stories are welcome, friend.My parents were/are (only my mom is still alive) nuts. Usually not in bad way, but…
He said it, not you.
This coming from the guy who just said “They are going to rename Pennsylvania…” like a complete idiot
You’re never gonna see me again folks…
