Would you like to look like White Trash? Well, we have the sneakers for you! Only $399.99
It looks like the shoes Al Bundy invented
Clownshoes. Literally 🤡
The signs reading “SNEAKERHEADS LOVE TRUMP” really just comfirms my opinion of most sneakerheads.
What makes me chuckle about sneakerheads is I bet many of them look down their noses at people that collect(ed) beanie babies. I’ve got some bad news for them…
The sole is way too thin and there’s virtually no padding on the upper ankle. Also, you’ll have to lace them up the whole way every time like blazers, I’d imagine – just judging by the profile.
I dont know what he’s going on about. Those shoes are about as thinly made and supportive as his source material.
I hear they give you bonespurs.
Oh, this is absolutely some shitty Chinese knock-off glued together with tears made for probably tree fiddy.
You know it’s bad when he didn’t even go to his BFF Kanye to make them. At least those would have sold for like a grand each. When you gotta laundry that money tho…
The best use for them:
Finally, a good use for deep fakes. I need a gold Trump shoe being tossed at Jr, Stat.
Bush sucked, but I’ve always respected his ability to dodge a shoe.
Fighter pilot reflexes
I hope every customer is looked into. All of his side projects smell like money laundering operations to me.
“Well, Judge, I purchased each pair at such a high price because my client, Mr. Ivan Oligarchsky, believed them to actually be solid gold and has no desire to return them.”
“What’s that? Oh, yes, the same is true of Sam Saudi, the other party I represented. He is also satisfied and would just like this whole thing to go away.”
“As to my own culpability in assisting this alleged, ALLEGED, skirting of political fundraising guidelines (we don’t like the term ‘laws’) I was acting as a broker for the rightful President of the United States, Donald J. Trump, so I declare immunity.”
“Yes, I have seen The Office, why do you ask?”
“Mostly livestock law, you know ‘was it coyotes or the damn Hendersons’, but I have done some real estate for family. It’s a small town. Very conservative. Not much call for lawyering.”
I’m kind of naive and gullible. I’m a little embarrassed I hadn’t considered this perspective. It seems so obvious now that you point it out for us.
Like the $99 NFTs that you could only buy 100 of, conveniently falling just short of the IRS reporting threshold?
Lol he didn’t have the balls to charge $500. Even MechWarrior Online did that, they sold $500 gold mechs in a free to play game.
Christ alive, this grifter was the president of the united states
Except now he owes nearly half a billion in judgements against him. :-D
Grifter in Chief
Christ alive, this grifter has a realistic chance of becoming President again.
They should use this picture as his official presidential portrait.
Haven’t purchased a single Goya product since that shit. Fuck any brand that affiliates with that terrorist.
he still is… everyone else are just robot clones while he drains the swamp in the background /s
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It’s real lol JFC and sold out
Have those shoes been dipped in gold!?
Every quote from Bob Dobbs seems to apply to the magats - “Act like a dumbshit and they’ll treat you like an equal” always pops to mind, but I’m not sure what tiny d is doing is an act.
Christ on a bike. Every time I think he can’t get any more tacky he just doubles down. “Hold my hamberder”.
He should sell black velvet paintings of himself as Elvis next. He’d make a fucking MINT.
Three thoughts.
First, there might only be one pair of the gold ones and he’s using them as a tool to get people to the website to buy the slightly more reasonable red or white ones and cologne/perfume. At the very least the red and white look like wearable shoes. It’s weird that the gold ones on the website are clearly numbered but there isn’t a reference to how many are being made.
Second, the white and red ones both say they are just samples meaning that the ones people get will most likely be worse in every way but because they don’t ship until August no one will be able report how shitty they are until its to late to cancel.
Third, the red ones say “T-REDWAVE” on the side. Is that when a trans man still has their period because we know it doesn’t refer to sweeping Republican election victories?
Already sold out? I think the comment about investigating every buyer is justified. It feels like indeed a money laundering scheme.
Heads of states will be wearing them to meetings with trump if he wins the presidency
I call bullshit. Sure they can say sold out. But this is the same crap as their gaming NYT best seller list with garbage books.
In both cases someone bought them. Real people didn’t of course but someone did in fact
launder him the moneybuy them.The limited edition gold ones are “sold out” supposedly. They only did 1,000 pairs. eBay already has them for a few thousand dollars now.
I’m betting none actually sold to anyone–Trump claimed they were all sold and proceeded to take all 1,000 pairs straight to eBay for that 6-8x profit per pair
This is what I hate. People just buy them to flip to the real suckers, while giving this fuck actual money.
I don’t think anybody is going to wear these.
I bet more than a few Crazy Uncle Libertys are popping chubbies over the idea of wearing them.
What’s next? MyPillows?
This is what they look like for anyone else wondering. They look like President Camacho would wear in Idiocracy
He should complete the comparison and issue a Crocs edition.
Are they meant to resemble his toilet?
I mean President Camacho was at least smart enough to appoint Not Sure to secretary of the interior. I don’t think Trump would have the foresight to do that.
May as well have a neon sign flashing “Im a mark!”
No one in this world, so far as I know—and I have researched the records for years, and employed agents to help me—has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people. Nor has anyone ever lost public office thereby.
-H L Mencken 1926
Dumbass could have just sold one shoe for $355 million
Nah fam. Shoes for $1 each. Laces are $180M each.
Hopefully he soon launches a fashion brand I hear orange jumpsuits are in these days