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I like my new man how I like my new appliances, already working. If I have to fix it its because it alredy came broken from the factory.
Yeah, I can fix him, but in the strictly vetinary context.
10 other girls?! How did a dude with that many red flags get a goddamn harem?
Some girls are just drawn to red flags like moths to a flame
Like bulls, they just go charging in when they see a red flag.
Looks like you don’t know the two rules of dating.
I’m gonna use “Relax, Bob the Builder.” The next time my son tries to arbitrarily stack things that don’t belong to him.