Rep. Lauren Boebert’s 18-year-old son, Tyler Boebert, was arrested on Tuesday afternoon and is facing 22 charges, including several felony charges relating to a string of crimes in her Colorado district.
According to a Facebook post by the Rifle Police Department, the 18-year-old Boebert was arrested after a “recent string of vehicle trespass and property thefts” in Rifle, a town in Colorado’s 3rd congressional district.
According to Garfield County Jail’s records, the younger Boebert is facing four counts of criminal possession of a financial device, four counts of criminal possession of ID documents, and a count of conspiracy to commit a felony.
He’s also charged with four misdemeanor counts of ID theft, three misdemeanor counts of first-degree criminal trespass, and three misdemeanor counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
In addition, he’s also charged with three counts of the petty offense of theft of less than $300.
Hear me out now.
Perhaps she should not be givin’ handies in auditoriums, and maybe she should be focusing more on the problems of her son and cut out the malarkey.
This brings a good point. When my wife and I were dating, we would go to the back of the theater and she would give me a nice BJ there. She (my wife) and I are by no means evil. I think it’s just a thing you do when you don’t have a house with a private bedroom. But there are adult book stores where that is common place and completely out in the open for people to join in if they want. It’s just the sort of thing that you don’t share at work and don’t do when you are trying to impress others… outside of the adult book stores… I think BJ’s should stay legal to give and receive.
Being a bad parent on the other hand is completely different. It shows how much you care for the people you love the most and are responsible for. So how can we expect her to do better for people she doesn’t even know?
I don’t care if she’s fucking the whole town behind closed doors or in places that such behavior is welcome. But she needs to parent better, and if that takes time away from her sex life then so be it.
But also he’s 18 and has two parents. I’m not going to say it’s all her neglect. He’s an adult. And I wouldn’t be surprised if her parenting more would make it worse. She’s got shit morals
“It’s shit all the way down, Randy.”
I seen the shit bird talking at a shit podium to all the other shit birds, Sconie. As far as the eye could see, shit birds. All cooing and cawing peeping and whistling shit songs, Sconie. It was a sight to see. I got shit in my eyes, bud.
Also, the shit apple never falls far from the shit tree.
$20 says this piece of shit starts bitching about “respecting her privacy”, while telling others how they should live.
You forgot to add “again” to your sentence.
FAAAAAMILY VAAAALUUUUUUEEEES
Not to excuse his criminal activity, but I don’t think it’s really a surprise he’s not particularly… well-adjusted, given who his mother is. I frankly would have been more shocked if I was told he was a functional, well-adjusted, pleasant human being.
which kinda sucks, honestly. it’s not like these kids seem to have really had a great chance before, then she runs for congress.
I frankly would have been more shocked if I was told he was a functional, well-adjusted, pleasant human being.
It is possible for someone to rebel against their parents shittiness by being the most upstanding citizen possible.
Or by becoming an activist for causes that oppose their shitty parent (see Nate Phelps, for example)
Unfortunately, those are rare examples, but they are possible.
Isn’t there some kind of conservative something or other about women staying at home? Like… to look after the kids etc?
I’m not saying that ‘philosophy’ is correct, but I do wonder if the cognitive dissonance amongst her supports is ringing ever more loudly.
I don’t usually post hot political takes, but I’d fuck the shit out of Laurens Boeberts
You’d likely get a raft of diseases.
And these people think that they are morally superior. Amazing.
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Ah, yes. I remember when I was a wee little evangelical. “We are on the righteous path! We are soldiers for the king of kings. Everyone who doesn’t conform is demon possessed. Ladies wearing blue jeans? They’re going to hell. People watching’ picher shows? They’re going to hell. Listening to their devil music? Hay-uhl! There’s godly people, and there’s everyone else. Who do you want to be brother angryseal? Oh shondra mah hyba, maw heep ah buh macoyata da bah sheenda! You say to the demon! Get behind me Say tuuuhn!”
Good lord. I need to go a good old country Pentecostal church on acid. What a show.
Still wrong. They just feel morally superior. Fuck knows why though. Plenty of delusion I guess.
Norbert’s hypercritical “family values” family is the least surprising thing in this article. I’m more surprised that Colorado has a town called Rifle.
There seem to be a lot of geographic locations named Rifle around there, but it looks like the name originated at Rifle Creek which got its name from someone finding a rifle along its banks in the 19th century. If Wikipedia can be believed, that is.
I trust Wikipedia more than the news now.
I’m more surprised he wasn’t shot while breaking into cars in a town called rifle. I’m sure she’d be totally fine with it if he was, right? Or is that only minorities that deserve death for theft?
It won’t be long before whites are a minority in this country. So I guess then he would deserve death for even the smallest of infractions.
Did I really need to add /s
Yes. Right wingers say that kind of thing all the time. Don’t expect people in political communities to give you the benefit of the doubt when you start in with ‘white replacement’ rhetoric.
I get where you are coming from. I was speaking of demographic shifts that have been projected for years.
Oh and just like reddit, anyone who wants to use a little brain power could take 2 seconds and peruse my comment history. Nothing I’ve ever said would have me confused with a maggat.
You seem like an alright person. Just a recommendation, now is a pretty good time for self reflection. Your comment didn’t sound at all sarcastic and there’s no reason for anyone to check your history. Just mark it with /s next time so we know.
Oh my God this nonce again.
They have such a victim complex.
You aren’t contributing to the conversation my dude. You are making the conversation about you.Are you done?
No one is taking the time to peruse your comment history lol… Just add the /s if you want to make a sarcastic joke 🙄
Like Pueblo, which is basically just a town called Town.
Of course they do. They’re Mid Westerners at heart.
Less to do with the mid west, and more to do with the Wild West. It’s an old ranching town.
Aren’t felonies a requirement for running for office as a Republican now?
Gotta secure the black vote somehow, and they seem to think this is the way for some idiotic reason?
You can skip the felony requirement if you have enough sexual assault allegations. Or if you’re a “female,” you just need to have gotten pregnant before 18.
I’m sure he will have a bright future as a member of Yall’Qaeda
How many minors did he rape? You gotta have some of those to make it in the Republicans.
Just the one that we know of.
Yea, if you expect black people to like you.
(Dont @ me, Trump said it)
Kyle Rittenhouse/Tyler Boebart 2032
Please don’t give them ideas.
This is the peak level schadenfreude I live for. Into my veins Republicans, into my veins.
Lol these people are so trashy
Just looking at the picture you know the whole family are just the worst. Like Ricky Bobby’s kids from Talladega nights. Poor kids probably never got taught how to behave properly.
Ah, an even better mom than Sarah Palin.
Why is anyone surprised? Isn’t that her family values? Take what you want and sneer when you get caught?
Look past her chaotic family life… and focus on her clown show in Congress?
Yes but no, her progenitor Sarah Palin set the stage for this bs. Family Values and abstinence only got Bristol knocked up at 17, unmarried of course.
Hold these shitbags accountable for all their actions.
Give him the Hunter Biden treatment.
No thank you. I don’t want to see MTG holding up a picture of his dick.
I have successfully avoided seeing Hunter’s (apparently impressive) penis.
Plus, there’s precedent consider Lauren’s ex-husband exposed himself to teenage girls (including Lauren) in a bowling alley.
I’m sure he has an onlyfans
