(1-4, L-R)

No. 4 is the one with confident opinions unfettered by the burden of veracity,

No. 3 will “accidentally” call you in the middle of the night just to see if a another woman answers,

No. 2 will legitimately forget her birth control as well as whether you’re the father (lucky for you that weekend was 90% blowies & anal quickies),

and No. 1 is Sandra Bullock.

edit: no redhead, no game

Are these women in danger?

Second from left