Mycology: “go ahead have a seat. Lick this one. It’ll be fun!”
Certain tree frogs in the Amazon: while you’re at it, lick us too
I want to make a joke about “that’s how you catch herpes”, but my brain is fried.
So I’ll just leave you with the knowledge that the Colorado River Toad is also psychedelic. and the Park Service really want people to stop.
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My Clinical Microbiology teacher: I’m no longer allowed to teach you how to waft plates, but… if you happen to catch a whiff of ____ growing on a plate, you would smell ____. ::wink, wink::
“Lick this dish please.”
“So you do lick the science?!”
“No. You are the science.” <checks watch><marks something down on a clipboard>
Chemistry + licking = cooking
Well I’ll be…! I wonder if that’s how they came up with the word?
Herpetology: Bed plan bad plan BAD PLAN!!!
Software engineering… If you can lick it, you spelled “click” wrong. And that’s why your code won’t compile, you complete failure.
NameError: name ‘lick’ is not defined. Did you mean: ‘click’?
NameError: name ‘lick’ is not defined. Did you mean: ‘sudo rm -rf /’?
Ftfy
📞Hello police? Yeah it’s this one.📞
Biology: Yes. Most definitely. Please do.
But those worms & cow eyeballs & sheep lungs we had to dissect in elementary school??
nutritious and delicious!
Electronics: Only the low voltage side.
Lick the null and keep on with your life. Lick the phase and suffer. Lick two phases and die.
You can always lick the ground or earth depending on where you live
Lemme just lick my radioactive isotope sample.
We know not to lick it, therefor someone has licked it
Physics clubs always pull out the liquid nitrogen ice cream, so licking is an option!
As long as it’s the ice cream you’re licking and not the liquid nitrogen.
Philosophy:
“That depends on your definitions, some may call philosophy a science, others may not, what do you think? Can you lick the philosophy?”
There is philosophy in everything. Any time you lick anything, you lick philosophy. Even if you lick nothing, you lick philosophy.
is my toungue staying inside my mouth licking the inside of the mouth? does that mean it’s also licking philosophy?
Philosophy is science. It’s the very foundation of all of our studies. What do you think PhD stands for?
Philosophy isn’t science. Science is philosophy. Philosophy can be science, reason, mysticism, and a bunch of other stuff I can’t remember
And then there is NileRed, who does lick the chemistry He does.
A quick question, should the software engineer lick the monitor screen or the keyboard?
I… uh… am asking for a friend who is a software engineer.
I am a butterfly instructor.
the motherboard. how else can you tell that it is working?
Given most software engineers develop in a cloud environment, I would… I mean my friend would have to shove their head into a server rack that is consuming high amounts of wattage. My friend would then have to try reaching for the motherboard by extending their tongue.
The only problem I see here is travelling to the data centre which are often located in different countries or even continents. I am not sure if their employer would cover that expense.
ssh into the server and lick your desktop’s motherboard
Gives a whole new meaning to SSH tunnelling.
Quantum properties of SSH
Also, I don’t know if Amazon will let my friend in a similar situation into their data centers to lick the AWS motherboards.
AMZN can charge extra as part of their AWS plan to allow enhanced debugging.
Most keyboards get really gross after a while and are hardly ever cleaned. I’d go for the monitor.
This is why they never get cleaned, you gotta start somewhere. Lick the keyboard!
Apple could have avoided an entire lawsuit for their butterfly keyboards, if their users did this one thing. SMH.
Licking is for mouses and touch-pads.
Use the onLick() event.
The butterflies. Someone needs to see if they taste of butter.
They taste more like flies and less like butter.
Source
Don’t ask.
I have eaten fried moth. Tasted much like almond
Lmao dammit emacs
Isn’t there a game where if you put ketchup on the disc it does something to make it easier to speedrun? So licking might be too unreasonable
Hey there I am Dev
Electronics: “It’s useful in testing whether a battery has charge or not.”
Comp sci and software engineering is pretty much the same thing
I would say replace “Computer Science” with “Computer Engineering” (or electrical engineering) and it works pretty well
Not really. Software engineering is part of computer science. Computer engineering and electrical engineering have more to do with physical hardware and circuits.
Exactly. The things with the electricity. You don’t write code into a circuit
You might need to reread the post and this comment thread to understand you’re saying the same thing as me and telling me I’m wrong
You can lick anything at least once.
So you’re saying I can lick Uranus?
Point yourself at the surface so that when you get there the tongue-part of the pressure diamond you’ve become is lowest.
Thank you for the practical advice! Uranus exerts a lot of pressure and getting my tongue up there could be challenging.
If you go there, yes.
How would I go about licking the sun?
Just send a meta-lick into the future. After long enough, the Sun will come closer to get licked.