We used to make these with liquor bottles and sell them at flea markets.
Will someone explain what I’m not country enough to understand
I think they’re lamps made out of beer bottles (just with no lightbulbs installed yet, they’d sit in the top).
For a minute I thought these were carbonation savers, special caps for fizzy wines that make it so they don’t lose to much bubbles over night.
Which didn’t catch me as very redneck
Light beer lights.
Further context for outside US: The bottles are from two of the most common, cheap domestic beers, which can be found everywhere but are strongly associated with low-brow party culture of the suburbs and the holler (tailgating, barbecues, etc). Like, if you order one of these at an upscale place, it’s probably either to signal to others that you’re a person of simple tastes or just because it’s the absolute cheapest thing on the menu.
When the labels are still on the bottles.
Classy af to be sure, but wouldn’t work without a base to keep it from falling over. My cats love to launch themselves around, mostly when I am asleep and would certainly destroy these beauties.
“Get it? Light beers! Daryl, come look at these light beers, they finally found a use for em.”
Instructions unclear, penis stuck in light socket.
If you were going to do that, it seems like you should fill the bottom half with cement or something - otherwise they’d be top heavy.
Slap some duct tape on it
I’d go with super glue it to the side table