“Well that was certainly a wild interview, but you definitely seem like the least traumatized person who’s interviewed for this position by far so you’re hired.”
Aww shit.
Work 1 week, ask for a raise in the 2nd therapy session
average slaughterhouse worker
Great for first dates too!
I once was on a panel where the interviewee responded “my family” to the weakness question, and did not elaborate. So this is a mood.
Free access to a psychologist.
Upper management material
Money saving tip: instead of therapy, just respond to the “wrong number” pig butchering scammers and play along with their game. The whole point of pig butchering scams is to foster friendship and connection before scamming you out of all your money. So you can talk to them about your problems and they have to listen and form coherent responses. As a bonus you’ll be wasting the time of a scammer.
This must be what they called the Invisible Hand Of The Free Market.
Absolutely brilliant
I’m currently doing that right now on a dating app.
Is it bad when the scammers start begging you to leave them alone?
That means you’re winning.
My therapist is about to break
I can feel it
We call that the Kitboga technique
Except that you might just be wasting the time of someone being held hostage by a gang…
Doesn’t matter. They can’t hurt other people if their time is being wasted