Fucks sake just own up to it get some help and let the press move on
I’m curious about the source as a quick Google doesn’t bring anything up.
This is the closest I found to a source after a quick google. To be honest I was sent the twitter link by a friend and then posted it here without doing due dillegence because I was so amused.
Yeah, that article suggests he owned up to it being cocaine:
The outgoing MP for Somerton and Frome admitted taking cocaine after drinking “incredibly potent” Japanese whisky, but denies claims of harassment.
The dandruff angle is funnier but seems to be a joke. edit: and a couple of days late for April Fools.
Will take a quick look to see if I can find it being referenced in any papers, and can delete this post if I can’t find anything
Edit: Going to delete this post as I can’t find anything reputable
Oh come on, who among us doesn’t collect their dandruff into little piles in the kitchen?
Best enjoyed with a tall whisky