It somehow still surprises me that in 2024 you have people who are still living in the middle ages.
The West coast is pointing at the East coast and giggling
Nah. It’s a sign to vote her wrinkly ass out of Congress.
Yep, eclipses are signs from the almighty! Totally predictable by science signs!
On the day of the eclipse, start the sacrifices and don’t stop until the demon stops swallowing the sun! Let’s start with MTG
That happen at regular intervals, fixed entirely by the orbital motions of the Earth and moon, utterly regardless of what humans are doing on the planet. And have been going on since the moon existed, which is well before the development of humanity.
The lord really does work in stupidly mysterious ways, doesn’t he?
Math is an Assyrian religion meant to distract you from jesus
The next solar eclipse in the lower 48 is in 2044. Does this then mean science predicts that America will erupt into general hedonism and debauchery that year?
One can only hope
According to her scriptures….
Murder is the only commandment you can commit with inaction. This is what made the parable of the Good Samaritan so offensive. The narrative as Jesus told it, the “pillar of the community” and the Priest were both murderers; because they cared more about whatever than the man’s life.
So. According to her scriptures. She’s a mass murderer because she’s allowed millions of people to die and suffer. Covid. War. Immigration. Social care. School lunch programs.
So maybe I am a sinner, but if your god nuked us with an earthquake it’s your fault. For being the kind of dicks that would remove free money for kids in school.
Because I just binged 3 Body Problem on Netflix.
Sophon: There is now a level zero.
Damn girl. You should [
redacted] bleach about it.Says the sycophant 🙄
Imagine affiliating as religious alongside someone like this lmao.
Hateful people have no place in civilized society. Send these people back to Russia where they belong.
The Pharisees hold the House.
Yes, and it makes more sense the less you think about it.
You first.
Rain on your wedding day: Repent. Stub your toe: Repent. Shitting your pants: Repent.
Tell Trans people they shouldn’t exist: A-Okay. Force a rape victim to carry a pregnancy to term: A-Okay. Criminalizing homelessness: A-Okay.
Yeah the Bible belt has been endlessly shit on by tornados because they’re just not evangelical enough…
Eh. One 1-in-200 year earthquake and a run if the mill eclipse most of the country won’t see because it goan’ rain.
Tellya what, Maggs. I’ll split the difference with you and regret the Taco Bell I ate for lunch, whence arose an earthquake of a different color. Sounds like a fair deal to me.
