https://lemmy.world/post/616615 there are great tips in that thread, I think you can Fina a way.
The OG Lemmy meme.
3 days is one thing, 8 days is impossible, (unless you don’t eat anything.)
I did a 7 days water fast and as far as I remember I only pooped on the second day or something.
And on the seventh day, God dropped a holy deuce and rested.
Honestly, over 8 days, I feel like even if you only drank some kind of liquid nutrients, your body would still filter out enough solids that you’d have something moving through your colon
Well sure, if what you’re drinking is “liquid nutrients” then it’s not much of a fast though.
I have a newborn that hasn’t had a shit for 5 days. According to our doctor, anything under 10 days is “normal”.
So to answer the question…breastmilk?
Delicious, nutritious, shitless
My dad once said, “if breast milk is the perfect food, babies shouldn’t have to poop”.
The solution is to not give a shit.
I wouldn’t recommend fiber.
From experience: Army ration packs certainly help 👍
What nostalgia this brings lmao. The not pooping for 3 days meme is just as iconic as the influx of beans posts.
Yeah, my hope was that more people would get the reference when I posted this.
We’re here, bud.
You done good work
That happened to me once. I required stitches afterwards.
0_o
Maintain a state of intense terror the entire time.
Super glue your anus shut.
Disclaimer, do not do this, it’s a horribly painful way to die.
Ha! I super glued mine OPEN as a joke!
“Haha guys, look at how open and easy to get into my anus is? what a joke right! look at it! dripping with lube as I shake it around provocatively! What a lark!”
Opiates. Often and overly.
DO NOT MISS A DOSE!
What a bizarre way to live, pretending you don’t shit
Pretty sure it’s a joke
Might be, but it’s also very much doable.
When I went to confirmation camp, it was on an island with no water toilets, only outhouses. Some of my peers just wouldn’t use them for shitting, as they had never had to be without a “regular” toilet.
When there was a visiting day like a week after the start of the camp, I think someone had felt too nauseous and given in. I know this because I was assigned to empty the outhouse barrels. Which some mischievous visitors (older siblings who had gone through the camp themselves a year or couple before) had filled up to the brim with a hose, so all the shit was in liquid.
When we emptied them I saw a shit log the size of my forearm. All veiny and shit. Wouldn’t be out of place in the South Park episode about massive poos.
So idk man, I think it’s a joke but also, people do do that. (“Doo-doo”, hehehe.)
I think chubbyemu covered a case where this was done and almost killed the person.
It does kill people. I had a friend die from not shitting for like 16 days and when they went to do the surgery to remove the compacted shit he died. Pretty ignoble way to go.
I’m sorry for your loss. Are there any memories you’d like to share other than the reason for their passing? I know if I lost someone I loved like that I’d want to share the important things about them, while I also understand wanting to share the potential dangers that people might not be considering from interrupting bodily functions.
Well, he was a former boss. He was very cool as far as bosses went. Tried to hit on one of my co-workers all the time and then I ended up marrying her and he was happy for us and came to the wedding. He also wrote my letter of recommendation to go into management for that company. He left that job several years later and went back to truck driving. I think the bad diet and wonky schedule led to the medical condition.
Thank you for sharing. It sounds like he was overall a decent man, who had a fair share of impact on your life. I’m sorry again for that loss.
When I’m traveling, my digestive system just shuts down. I went on a trip recently and I didn’t shit for a week. That first shit looked as you described and nearly tore my asshole open. At least the toilet had a bidet.
I think there’s definitely something to that. I don’t really have a problem shitting anywhere, but it’s still crazy sometimes how much my need to excrete accelerates the closer to home I get. Like coming home from a store and you’re not really even feeling the need, but then in the hallway, suddenly, you do, intensely.
You sweet summer child
Easy. Only #1 in your hotel room bathroom, #2 in the hotel lobby bathroom, restaurant bathroom, or any other public bathroom.
Girl just poop
Sugar free Haribo gummy bears, never mind that’s the opposite.
Olestra Pringles. Damn you Pringles, the “once you pop you can’t stop” happens twice!
Idk if you can get them anymore after all the ruckus.
Well once you’ve finished you’ll be so cleared out that you’ll have a waste deficit.
Ah finally a topic that aligns with lemmys expertise.
Just shit, because you are human and shitting is a thing that humans do.
Hey bb, do you shit with that ass?
The real accurate captcha. No bots will ever simulate this.
What about that robot scientists made that is literally just a digestive tract that shits?
this guy humans
this guy shits
So you are saying if I date androids they shit only if they have a fetish?