So tired of seeing “gluten free” on everything. Still hoping for the day I see a package say “extra gluten!”
And here I am can’t find anything gluten free when I need it.
Hot dog buns have extra gluten.
The best two I’ve seen are gluten free bacon and gluten free water bottles.
Lemme tell you about seitan lol
Went in to comment that :D
For those who don’t know, seitan is essentially pure gluten, boiled and slightly seasoned.
Hail Seitan!
Ramen 🙏🏼
Meh, no crazier than anyone with the same number of bumper stickers expressing the a unified opinion and not as crazy as the religious folks who have entire passages of their scripture spelled out on their cars (usually vans) with individual letter stickers.
This is definitely the car of a crazy person, but they’ve given me a pretext to once again point out that the man who discovered Gluten Sensitivity in 2011 retracted his own findings two years later, and there is probably no such thing as non-celiac gluten sensitivity.
if trying to cover up being a kiwifarm user, insane. otherwise hilarious
Both? They aren’t mutually exclusive!
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Insane because it seems to stem from the believe that there is forceful opposition to their beliefs. Maybe they live nextdoor to a PETA psycho but that seems more like an outlier.
Just another reactionary. Probably bought into hating vegans because it’s cool on the internet and decided to do a little rl trolling.
Used to live near someone whose car was covered in “Meat is Murder - Animal Holocaust” stickers.
I bet the pig butts guy is more pleasant.
Eh, anyone who goes out of their way to shit on other people’s dietary preferences is unpleasant in my book.
What if my dietary preference was cannibalism? Then would it be okay to shit on my dietary preference?
Not eating animals isn’t a dietary stance, it’s an ethical stance.
What’s this ethical stance about?
Is it about what you eat?
Is it an ethical stance about what you eat, and therefore a dietary stance?You really chose the person saying “vegans aren’t assholes, it’s the preachy people who are the problem” to get preachy at didn’t you?
I’m not a vegan, and I’m also not a fan of vegan preaching, but veganism extends beyond diet to include other products like clothes and makeup. So it’s not entirely a dietary stance, that’s just where it gets the most contention. Most people are mostly vegan outside the dietary sphere, so there’s not much fighting to be had there.
Yes, I do know what veganism is. But in this case we’re talking about food, and in that sphere veganism is a dietary preference. That it also has other lifestyle implications isn’t really relevant to a conversation about food.
I am more than happy to be preachy about ending the suffering and abuse of literally billions of animals.
Listen, I appreciate someone who is at least not hostile towards vegans, but I hate this whole “I respect what vegans eat, so they should respect what I eat”. Sir, you are eating an animal that was most likely tortured and abused its entire life up until the point it was murdered
It’s just about the timing and choice of person you go preachy on is all.
I do not give a damn about your dietary preferences. At all, in the slightest.And so who do you choose to annoy? Obviously the person saying vegans aren’t the worst, but just “people”.
It’s like you’re trying to persuade people that they’re wrong when they say that vegans, like all people, have a range of “chill” to “insufferable”.
Don’t worry though, you have not shaken my beliefs. I just think you in particular are insufferable on this topic.
It’s not even like the vast majority people who refrain from gluten just because they don’t like it or think it’s healthier. It’s because they can’t tolerate it. This car reads to me like someone ragging on people who have peanut or shellfish allergies.
It’s not even like the vast majority people who refrain from gluten just because they don’t like it or think it’s healthier. It’s because they can’t tolerate it.
Umm, source?
There was certainly a fad for going gluten free as a fad there for a while, but I haven’t really encountered any of that crowd in a bit. However, I definitely have friends with celiac disease and/or gluten allergies.
While any sweeping claim is better when backed by data that supports it, I dont think this particular case is a hill I’d die on.
I have a shellfish allergy and I rag on me all the time. The one that really sucked was developing an egg allergy. I love eggs (and before someone suggests duck eggs, they were the initial trigger. I was probably somewhat intolerant before because they gave me heartburn and some digestion issues, but 3 duck eggs caused projectile vomit, and I haven’t been able to eat eggs since).
If we were placing bets, I would put money down that his love of pigs is to shit on the Muslim community. I don’t have any hard evidence to that effect, but I dunno. I just have a feeling.
To give the dude some credit, a while back it was kinda in-style to hate on gluten or think you’re intolerant to it, so maybe this is just a reaction to that?
No, he’s a gluten for puneshment.
Yes, the root of the “backlash” was people avoiding gluten after it became somewhat of a health fad. Somehow it became perceived as an elitist affectation, like “they think they’re better than us! They’re too good for our regular food!!”. I don’t really get why people care so much about what other people don’t want to eat though.
No the vast majority do it for a health fad
Celiacs are very minimal and you can look at how impossible it was to find gluten free food until it became a health fad as evidence
As someone who can’t eat wheat, I hope it continues. My life has improved dramatically since it got popular.
“meat is murder” is directly attacking other’s dietary preferences. The person in the picture looks like they are sharing what they love with the world.
If one feels attacked over what someone else loves, they probably need some self reflection.
I mean, sure. Theoretically.
Same as how “meat is murder” isn’t actually an attack, it’s just sharing their thoughts on ethics passively on the back of their car.Realistically, we can probably guess that the person with a lot of “meat is murder” stickers is probably about as likely to be the sort of person to say something shitty to someone eating a burger as this person is to loudly proclaim they eat twice as much meat a day to cancel out a vegan, and that people who are gluten free are just following a fad or attention seekers eating fake bread.
Beet is burder.
I would probably road rage if someone was talking smack about beets.
Any of my root vegetable homies.
They don’t love gluten. Good dough, sure, but I’ve never gone “man, that gluten is unreal”.
I love seitan, as do many people, which is just wheat gluten.
But you wouldn’t call it gluten. You’d call it seitan, like you just did.
I actually do call it gluten IRL.
anyone who is that passionate about shitting on others will be i sufferable tbh
I want to eat at this guy’s house
Too much of this good thing could give you clogged arteries. I love bacon, but I don’t want a bacon sandwich made with swap-fried breaded ham slices in place of bread, & slathered in butter.
Shit. Maybe I do, now that I’ve written it out.
Nah, it’s okay, I’m sure they’d be okay with throwing that in a delicious, gluten-packed bun. Wrapped in bacon.
You’re making me think of that old YouTube channel, where they’d make extreme, absurd foods like this. What an awesome show… Epic Meal Time! That was it! They’d wrap anything in bacon.
We take 18 ounces of sizzling ground beef and soak it in rich creamery butter. Then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it the Good Morning Burger.
that’s a goodnight burger because there’s no way my body is staying conscious after ingesting that
Sounds like something you’d get in Pawnee from Paunch Burger.
Dude make me one too
I mean having such a sandwich even every few weeks probably won’t negatively affect you that much. It’s eating like that daily that causes problems.
A real bacon, pork roll, or other pork fat + salt processed meat sandwich needs to use waffles instead of bread. Don’t forget the Mrs Butterworth syrup because you need your daily dose of high fructose corn syrup too.
This person knows how to eat like a true Midwesterner.
Glutenous Maximus over here loving that Pig gluteus maximus.
Without all of the other stickers, one might assume “Life Is Better With Pig” was referring to their dating preferences.
Someone is on the way to Flavortown!
lol of course this is in my home state of Ohio…
Honestly, I kinda get it. It’s getting really hard to find real food. Fries taste WAY better cooked in lard. It used to be the norm, but is impossible to find now. Same with donuts or anything fried, really. Also gluten free stuff tastes like shit. I’m happy it became a trend for the actual celiacs out there though.
I know this is meant to be funny, but animal fat > vegetable or palm oil any day.
But it’s not like it’s hard to find things that aren’t gluten free though. That’s like, most of the grocery store.
I’m not sure I’d call things that aren’t fried in lard “not real food”.
It isn’t real unless somebody suffered.
It’s great for coeliacs, I’m not a huge fan of a lot of gluten free stuff (I’m not a coeliac but I have a parent and child who are and consequently eat a fair bit of gluten free food). Mostly it’s shit cause it’s low effort. With the right flours a ton of stuff is actually good, but mostly homemade. Some of the store bought breads are passable now (though pricey and I doubt anyone buys it out of preference if not a coeliac). What’s annoying as fuck is having to tell your 5 year old they can’t have something because something that in no way needs gluten in it contains gluten.
Insane. Extremism is never the sign of a sane mind whatever the topic.
Nah, there’s a point where you go beyond extremism and return back to sanity, the trick is to hit that sweet spot and not keep going back to Insanity.
I think this person nailed it.
…What.
