• KeriKitty (They(/It))@pawb.socialEnglish
    0·
    3 months ago

    I’m not free!

    I demand a nice cage or at least collar, and regular pettings, and snacks. … Yeah that’s pretty much it. Just pick me up and cart me off and keep me 😅 :3 🥺

    … Yeah that’s not the point of the OP but hey whatever mew meep squeek et cetera, dammit!

  • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.worldEnglish
    0·
    3 months ago

    Where is your dignity?

    It was weighing me down so I traded it to get my soul back. The guy who had it died, so I got it for a discount.

    Your self-respect?

    You probably saw an old pic.

    Your number?

    🥇

    What’s your address?

    You may address me as ma’am, mommy, master, or god.

    You free tonight?

    Only after 10. Tomorrow works better.