I dont even drink coffee. I do take stimulants tho!
Don’t put them in your butt though.
You mean stimboofing?
I think so, I don’t do drugs though.
Fyi
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R - ar
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B - bee
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D - dee
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W - double yoo
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E - ee
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F - ef
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L - el
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M - em
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N - en
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X - eks
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S - ess
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I - eye
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E - ey
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H - eych
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J - jay
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G - jee
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K - kay
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Q - kyoo
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O - oh
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P - pee
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C - see
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T - tee
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V - vee
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Y - why
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U - yoo
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Z - zee
I’m so impressed. Hold me closer Tony Danza.
The problem is this is still alphabetical phonetically. You need to alphabetize the phenomes using the new alphabet, not the old one.
Oh, that alphabet…
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Ⱥ - arlup
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β - bixen
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¢ - cromble
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Ð - daxit
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€ - eklar
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₣ - flixor
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Ɠ - gorple
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Ⱨ - hixem
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Ĩ - izzen
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Ĵ - jixtop
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Ƙ - krumble
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Ⱡ - lixen
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₥ - mixle
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ℕ - nixor
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Ø - oxal
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₱ - ploxe
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Q̣ - quixix
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Ɍ - rixar
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§ - slixen
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Ŧ - tixar
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Ü - ulxen
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₩ - vixor
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ₓ - wixen
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Ɏ - xixal
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Σ - yixen
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ℤ - zixar
wixen tixar flixor
Krumble cromble might be my favourite new thing to say.
What is this alphabet and one if you ordered these words phonetically?
I did all this through chat gpt. I told it to give me alternative alphabet and pronunciations. Had to finesse it a little.
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You spelt zed queerly
I bet you pronounce aluminum weird too.
It’s spelled differently so both pronunciations are correct. Aluminum and aluminium.theres an extra i in the UK spelling.
R - ar
B - bee
X - eks
W - double yoo
N - en
F - ef
L - el
M - em
E - epstein
D - didnt
K - kill
H - himself
A - ey
I - eye
J - jay
G - jee
S - ess
Q - kyoo
O - oh
P - pee
C - see
T - tee
V - vee
Y - why
U - yoo
Z - zee
Ftfy
R - ar
X - eks
W - double yoo
N - en
L - el
E - epstein
D - didnt
K - kill
H - himself
A - ey
I - eye
J - jet
F - fuel
C - can’t
M - melt
S - steel
B - buildings
G - jee
Q - kyoo
O - oh
P - pee
T - tee
V - vee
Y - why
U - yoo
Z - zee
FtFtfyfy
Is the second instance of E supposed to be A?
Ey is Ey.
Yeah, probably, I fixed it
Where’s A
You missed out the first letter, how do you miss out the first letter.
Honestly, I used chat gpt to generate the list and did very minimal spot checking.
probably the second E that’s pronounced “ey”
I assume that’s what makes it so brilliant!
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Alphabet been in pretty much the same order for thousands of years and all of a sudden some Starbucks infused woman wants to go and start screwing with it.
She has become the Kwisatz Haderach.
“It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.”
spice is
oilcaffeineLisan al gaib!
Is this the new iamveryrandom kind of post?
holds up spork
you wouldn’t understand it if you’ve never had enough caffeine to smear your feeble human mind across the endless plane of the past, present, and future
I have adhd, caffeine doesn’t do much for me except make my heart race.
By the way, if you’re drinking more than 8 cups of coffee a day there’s a good chance that you’re self-medicating for ADHD and you should get checked out.
Hi. I’m on Medicaid (thank you ACA, and thank you Republican governor for not being a complete shitheel like your compatriots in Kansas and Iowa). It’s pretty great for everyday things, but one thing it doesn’t cover? Psychological diagnostic testing. And my PCP doesn’t recommend starting meds at my age (mid-forties).
So… coffee it is I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Seems more and more like mental health issues are just made up and not worth paying attention to anyway, so this makes perfect sense from a Healthcare standpoint. Good to know the government is budgeting wisely. Probably no downstream benefits of my tax dollars going to other peoples mental health.
If you disagree with any of this, I’m happy to discuss it further - reach out to me through this online form: https://act.nrcc.org/contact-us/
“Any advanced form of sarcasm is indistinguishable from the truth…”
Risking downvotes there, friend, but I see what you did 😏
It might be worth paying out of pocket for a potential life altering diagnosis. Easier said than done depending on your personal finances.
There are also newer non-stimulant meds if age/heart health is an issue, and some off-label drugs that GP doctors can prescribe that could help as well (Wellbutrin comes to mind).
Good luck out there 🫡
I keep drinking all this coffee and it just makes me sleepy
Same. So much coffee and it just doesn’t keep me from getting sleepy/tired
That’s kinda an adhd thing too. Cocaine just made me chill and destroy my high score in Snake. Stimulants affect us differently.
Yep. Elvanse is basically amphetamine that gets released a bit more slowly over time. It gives me a somewhat not pessimistic outlook on the next task and allows me to concentrate on stuff because little deviations from the plan don’t throw me into a loop of self hate and freezing in front of the task. That’s about it. I’ve heard it does other things for neurotypical people.
I love cocaine so much
You’d probably like molly. I’m adhd and I get all chill but I still get the heightened sensory pleasure so it’s like imagine the cosiest blanket you’ve ever had to touch. Asphalt is about twice as cosy. Now cuddling up in bed is perfect bliss.
Eh, for me molly felt like LSD without the visuals. I’d rather have LSD.
All the ADHDers know LSD > the rest of that shit. It takes way too much ecstasy to do fucking anything. Then again it takes a little more LSD too but 10 hours + visuals > 3 hours with maybe visuals for cheaper.
The taste of your teeth is always weird as fuck though. Those dumb times where you took some and miscalculated when you’d be tired/need to sleep but never could were always annoying too.
Still trying to figure out if the link between B12 deficiency and adhd holds any real merit. Cause if it does imma start eating that shit like you’re not supposed to eat Tic-Tacs.
Don’t you find it a little convenient that the alphabet is in alphabetical order?
My local library once alphabetized the M titles by merging Mac and Mc names, and I just about lost it.
Did they include “the” as part of the title?
I almost reflexively downvoted you because that’s honestly horrible
I would completely understand. I went to the counter and said 'you know that’s not how it works right?".
I think you’re on to something…
And yet, 9 cups is still rookie numbers.
Especially if the cup is the strange standard 4oz.
ITT standard meth behavior
As your attorney, I can confirm this is correct.
So basically going to play inscryption
Yeah, that’s the time knife. We’ve all seen it.
Do you mean the Time Cube?
Chidi’s Mind Is Blown by the Time-Knife - The Good Place (Episode Highlight) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhII8J_4Y1g
THE SPICE MUST FLOW 🪱