Well we know it can’t take a rock to the window.
Place rusty steel objects, like cans, on it. The rust will stain the “stainless steel” body panels.
https://cleantechnica.com/2024/02/29/tesla-cybertruck-rust-what-it-really-is-how-to-clean-it/
Why is this a news story and not a call to a tow truck company?
SF parking enforcement would have to get involved.
If this was Boston then parking enforcement would descend on it almost immediately.
I like that traffic is no-nonsense in Boston. You sit at that light for more than half a second, everyone is honking at your distracted ass. SF or Seattle, morons will just sit there with their thumbs up their asses.
This is a blog post, not a news story. The real question is: Why is this a blog post and not giant penises drawn on every piece of metal with stainless steel blackener gel?
Would not recommend. Cameras all over the car, recording everyone and anythig that approaches.
Cool, put a mask on and put your hood up on a hoodie with sunglasses on. You can get this done in under a minute and away you go.
Don’t get me wrong I absolutely love living in SF, but the police hardly give a shit about property crime so you probably wouldn’t even need the mask.
They probably give a shit when it happens to rich people.
Anyone who sees this sort of shit should take some hand lotion out of their bag, lather up and then walk around the vehicle leaving handprints along the way.
In a case like this I’d normally advocate for kicking in a door but if that isn’t your thing just splash some water on it and watch it rust
Few squirts from a water bottle filled with salt water.
These pieces of shit wouldn’t last a week on the gulf coast
An San Fransisco
One of those shows it’s fully blocking a fire hydrant too. The driver’s convenience is more important than people maybe burning to death.
If it’s blocking a fire hydrant, I think you can call the fire department to have it towed? From what I’ve read before, they don’t take this lightly.
They’ll break the windows of a car if it’s in the way since any kink in the hose might reduce the water output by like 50%. You’ll get towed if no emergency is happening, but you also might get “towed” by the fire engine itself, probably with some major dents in your car if something is happening.
Well, just spray some water on it for a week
Pretty sure if someone(s) simply spit on it, the sad sack’d rust. A civic duty, some might say.
Water is not as corrosive as people think. Vinegar on the other hand, and/or some hydrogen peroxide.
It will erode in just a few days…give it some water.
I really hope someone doesn’t shave a bunch of crayons and toss the shavings all over the car.
If they did that the shavings would melt all over the hot metal and be a real pain to get rid of.
Get a valve stem remover, 4 flat tires suck
Nah 3 flat tires suck more. Less likely for insurance to cover it
You don’t buy one of those ugly-ass pieces of shit unless you’ve already bought into a dominance-oriented worldview, and intend to use it as a prop for asserting dominance over everyone who crosses your path. If you bought one and drove it considerately, you may as well have spent half the price on a more sensible car that only falls short in projecting an “alpha-male warlord” image.
Fugly truck.
I would call this a free pass to vandalize the shit out of that car. Bologna on the windshield should do the trick this time of year.
Just toss a water balloon at it from a distance.
