Tell me ur in the navy without telling me ur in the navy.
I mean, it’s the navy 🌈, the guy knows what he likes, he’s not half bad looking, and while I’ve only had my ass devoured once, by a skilled sub, I’d partake in it again.
Not enough to join up but if he’s at port…
Recruiting officer that posted the photo: “Look officer you can be pissed all you want but if an American needs a pay check and their ass eaten they know where to go now 🤷♂️”
“The Army, get your ass eaten, blow up the other’s”
Navy
Grinding away!
*Grindr-ing away!
Not just “I eat ass,” but “I eat ass <3”
Ah, crisis averted then
Can we be sure that’s not exactly why he was picked for the photoshoot? The navy is trying to appeal to the Gen Z’s and they’re notorious ass eaters.
This guy enlists
Bet he has a Mustang and a Charger financed at 30%
Ok hornyposting warning, talking about ass eating appeal
!I’ve been using butt toys for a while, and recently started hooking up with guys. I never really got the whole ass eating thing, but like whatever, I’m not one to judge, yaknow? Well this guy I hooked up with really loves eating ass, and I’m like, sure whatever, I did a really deep clean so I’m like super clean. And, hot damn, it really is incredible to be on the receiving end. Like, fuck, just as intense as taking a giant dildo, just in a different way. And I’m getting into it, pretty much grinding my ass into his face, quivering, twitching, moaning, and leaking, and thinking about it now, bringing someone to that state is hot. So like, while doing the actual eating is still something I’m neutral about, from a subby service perspective, it could be super hot. Like, if a dom made me eat their ass and they got really into it I would definitely love it. And before anyone “maam this is a wendys” me, you clicked on the spoiler!<
BTW your spoiler tag didn’t work.
Works on my machine
Weird, I was seeing it ok on my end. Just gonna delete it then, don’t want to hit people with that unwarned
No problem. I thought it was amusing, but figured you’d want to know since you intended it to be under a spoiler tag.
Definitely appreciated. Hornyposting is fun but like, don’t want to accidentally hit anyone with it who wouldn’t want to see, you know?
spoiler looks like this on lemmy, maybe that format works only for your app
::: spoiler spoiler content :::spoiler
content
Sir, this is an enlistment office.
So, you are saying that he’s in the navy?!
Peak blue collar welder humor there
I pray they never take pictures of the extinguisher bottles. The horrible things written on them is going to get a lot of Airman weekend duties.
Like “RENEW BEFORE 2005” ?
Well yes but more too!
