So shouldi recycle my sperm instead of flushing it?
You can probably use it in a 3d printer
Print my own baby. Life starts at boot up!
What did you just call my wife???
Spooling up filament straight out of my urethra.
Knuckle Children deserve long & fruitful lives!
PERSONHOOD FOR KNUCKLE CHILDREN NOW!!
So recycle, gotcha.
I laughed so hard at this. That’s clever. Thank you. xD
It’s now a type of Nerf ammo.
No, you just wash it, ship it to Cheapistan and let them throw it in the sea.
Is that how polyester girls are created?
Barbie girls man. It was right there for the taking.
They’re both OK tracks.
Polyester girl is a bit more adult oriented compared to barbie girl.
My bad I had no idea that was a song.
No worries at all :)
Unaware of the reference, your thought makes perfect sense.
Thanks for being a positive netizen!
This is true. I had mine tested, and there was one of my testicles that had way more microplastics than the other two.
Left?
Tested for what?
For the genetic disorder responsible for giving him three testicles
Ligma
Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?
They are testes. They are still there.
How does that answer their question in any way??
It’s really a bad joke and people are jerks for not explaining it.
Someone who rents a place is a renter or a rentee. The testicle is still there because it was just a testee. Or something like that.
Tenant
That doesn’t make sense in the context of the joke.
Whoosh.
So can we call them plasticles now?
These were the testicles, here are the resulticles.
When they’re made of plastic, they’re called nuticles.
guess i gotta take them off then
I’m gettin mine removed in 3 weeks
hell yea rid yourself of those micro plastics
Good for you! I still have mine, but they were disconnected a few years back, much happier with them now and I hope you will be too
If they looked all colorful like confetti when it came out like in the pic I might be ok with it lol
I want the optional rainbow cum output too. Tired of Factory White
Wait, that’s not how gay men jizz?
That’s… disappointing.
I’d prefer it to be not quite as spiky though.
The human testicles had a plastic concentration almost three times higher than that found in the dog testes: 330 micrograms per gram of tissue compared with 123 micrograms. Polyethylene, used in plastic bags and bottles, was the most common microplastic found, followed by PVC.
So my balls are to 1/3 made of plastic?
Ummm there are 1,000,000 micrograms in a gram so 330 micrograms per gram is 0.033% not 33%.
But I imagine Lance Armstrong is averaging about 50% so who knows.
Yours, sure.
What I love about this is the canceling out of the unholy intersection of ideas in the Republican Party of forced birth and environmental deregulation.
All the evil billionaires need a plethora of desperate people so the veil of the Christian sanctity of life thing gets trotted out and behind the scenes they want maximum profit so they tear down any limit or mitigation of the collateral damage their industries cause, and wouldn’t you know it: turns out you can’t have both things. Poetic justice, really. Almost a valid argument for the existence of an Illuvitar like being.
If the researchers are pretty, I would like to have my testicles in that study.
Which is why politicians are not all that concerned about it.
Are they all speckled & colorful like in that thumbnail stock photo?
The stock photo is of plastic pieces that are too big to be considered microplastics
The microplastics are probably mostly colorless/white
Aww, was kinda hoping that at least there’d be a party in my balls.
Rub a lil icy hot on em
Just sound in some glitter
Excellent idea, my fellow intellectual! furiously destroys my own urethra with a rusty deck screw caked with shiny plastic shards
Y’know nobody forced you to write this.
My brain did.
If your idea of a good time involves masochistic discomfort, ok
This is just joshin’ around, pal
Rubber balls and liquor.
Our dicks are now reclassified as Nerf Guns.
Can mine be the BallZooka? It shot like 30 balls in 10 seconds.
So the pee isn’t stored in the balls, but the microplastics are
There’s microplastics in your urine too.
Wait so microplastics in one ball, pee in the other?
Sometimes they switch places to keep you guessing
The micro pees are in the micro P’s
PVC is stored in the balls.
So is RoundUp according to an article I read a few days ago.
They say every, but no one’s checked mine yet.
Not even in the Mayo clinic?
They’re calling but Dr. Ham on 3 so hold the Mayo
They stayed above the waist.
Fair enough, how are you doing now? Any word out from them yet?
We’re looking into intensive therapy programs at the moment. Hopefully we’ll find something by the end of the week, but we had to wait until my daughter’s school year was over.
For what it’s worth, I hope they find something to get you well again.
Thanks, me too!
Ah man, sorry to hear you are in the midst of a health issue Flying Squid! Wishing you a full recovery. Lemmy wouldn’t be the same without you!
Thank you!
You are a heavy sleeper.
Is it too much to ask for them to wait until I’m awake until they play with my balls?
Prude
I just don’t see what I get out of it. Other than microplastics in my balls.
microplastics are their own reward
How do you think they get the microplastics in your balls in the first place? Can’t have you knowing.
If I knew, I might have let them put some extra in for good luck!
They said “every testicle in study.”
Yours were not in the study.
Can you prove it?
yes.
Every tested testi. Testis of non-testee testi’d are not tested.
As far as you know.
Fine. Please urinate into a coffee mug. Someone will be by soon to collect the sample…
Pee is stored in the balls.
Wait. Both left and right?
Even the center one?