• Hlodwig@lemmy.world
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    26 days ago

    Lol, so not only smaller penises dont own more guns, but it is totally the inverse. So there IS a correlation, but its the opposite of what everybody think, bigger size = more likely to own gun. Science will always amaze me!

    • NightAuthor@lemmy.world
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      26 days ago

      Satisfaction == larger

      Could be something like dillusion or confidence that relates the penis satisfaction and the fun ownership.

    • Cypher@lemmy.world
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      26 days ago

      Or they found one group is less likely to lie when self reporting.

      They should have had people dropping trousers for science!

  • jobby@lemmy.today
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    26 days ago

    I’m glad someone did this study, even if it’s not going to change my use of the slur against rabid gun owners.

  • lowleveldata@programming.dev
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    26 days ago

    To assess penis size dissatisfaction, respondents were asked to indicate their overall level of dissatisfaction with the size of their penis

    I’m so not answering that I think my dick is small under any circumstances

    • where_am_i@sh.itjust.works
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      26 days ago

      This + confounding factors + a garbage can regression + a not so random small sample -> their findings are rubbish.

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        25 days ago

        Which is the same issue with many physcology and political survey-based studies. Take a survey that was horribly implemented, run some lightweight analysis (cause what can you really do with 20 respondents anyways), slap a funny name on it, and boom another piece of terrible research.

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    26 days ago

    tl;dr

    We find that men who are more dissatisfied with the size of their penises are less likely to personally own guns across outcomes

  • MorrisonMotel6@lemm.ee
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    26 days ago

    Alright, fossilesque, this not a fucking meme. 90% of what you post isn’t either, but this is bullshit. Post science memes here. Post SCIENTIFIC STUDIES somewhere else.

    Fuck!