“I feel so bloated”
See benefits | Upgrade
Have you tried if Blue-ray iso makes it go “Uhh. It’s so big!” ?
Too many docs in the drivussy?
How about a mint? It’s wafer thin!"
Installs Mint
Jesus, you people are everywhere
I mean yeah, there’s billions of us. Have you not gone outside for a while?
Honestly? No, I haven’t.
Now I am realising how many humans are living around me. This feels weird.
peeks out from your bushes
HELLO.
Listen, i understand your predicament, you have my condolences. Please just suffer in silence so the rest of us can remain blissfully ignorant. Please and thank you.
Lol
😶🌫️
I just wanted to use that emoji. No idea what it’s doing lol
Dialog with A.I. trying to be ‘human’.
Vore
I’ve just realized the eating burger part might be weird in context but oh well
Burger consumption is just hard vore
I brought this upon myself