Saw this on /c/dundermifflin@lemm.ee and figured it would be fun to do one for 30 Rock.

Seating Options / Alt Text:

  1. Between Liz and her doppelgänger friend that complains just as much
  2. Next to Frank and a now-empty sun tea jar
  3. Between Hank and Jack
  4. Between Devon Banks and Kenneth
  5. In the back next to Vlem
  6. Next to Tracy and Angie
  7. Between Jenna and Verna (who is flirting with Paul dressed as Jenna)
  8. Next to Colleen and Jonathan
  9. Next to Lutz

I wanted to make one of the options between Grizz and DotCom, but I figured that was too much of an Airplane! joke. Also, the pharmacy was out of the pills that make you see Oprah, so no sleeping through it.

  • MajorHavoc@programming.devEnglish
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    2 days ago

    Tough choices.

    First choice: As close to Paul (dressed as Jenna) as possible. That’s a chance to enjoy all of Jenna’s country charm, with less than half the neurosis.

    It’s only fair to leave out Grizz and DotCom. Beside them is clearly the real rational choice. They’re the only ones who can mount their own business for 18 hours without sitcom shenanigans ensuing.

    Between the listed choices, I would sit next to Jenna, but try to out-flirt Verna, paying as much attention as possible to Paul.

    • Jenny! [she/her]@dubvee.orgOPMEnglish
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      2 days ago

      It’s only fair to leave out Grizz and DotCom. Beside them is clearly the real rational choice

      True, true.

      I tried to not make any of them obvious choices, and that’s also why I left out Twofer. He’d probably just listen to an audiobook the whole flight and leave you in peace. Worst case, he’d bore you to sleep. That, and I couldn’t think of anyone to pair him with besides Frank, and I wanted to make the sun tea reference.

      I was also gonna do Pete, Paula, and a Pop Tart but that had to be left on the cutting room floor, too 😂

  • tabris@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    3 days ago

    Oh 8, 100%. Watching Colleen completely destroy Jonathan for the entire flight would be fantastic. Plus talking over Jonathan while dishing with Colleen, would make the hours fly by.

    • Jenny! [she/her]@dubvee.orgOPMEnglish
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      3 days ago

      Maybe try un-subscribing and re-subscribing to see if it starts sending updates? I’m not sure how all this works, but it’s cool that it (mostly) does :)

      It hasn’t been active until somewhat recently. @Blaze@reddthat.com has been doing some heavy lifting as of late. I’m probably due for a re-watch, so I’m hoping to have something to contribute soon.

      • SatyrSack@lemmy.oneEnglish
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        3 days ago

        I have never actually been subscribed. But I subscribed just now, and a few seconds later, yup, my instance now shows all the recent posts there.

        Now that I think about it, think I had heard that two instances only federate with one another if someone from one instance subscribes to a community on the other instance. I guess the only user from my tiny instance that was subscribed to a lemm.ee community unsusbscribed five months ago.

  • kitnaht@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    4 days ago

    #2, I don’t have to sit next to anyone, I’m on an isle seat close to the front so I can get the fuck out of there as soon as we land. I wouldn’t talk to anyone, I would mind my own business, and would probably be miserable the whole time because of everyone talking.