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Or perfect timing, depending on which species you are.
And here I am deciding how to prep this top round.
So based on other comments here:
- Bathe the brisket in copious brine.
- Place in an oven on low heat on timer for 300 years.
- Ensure that during this time the brisket is pounded by gamma radiation continuously.
Just like mawmaw used to make
Priorities lmao
If it’s still edible 300 years later, he used too much salt.
Or the oven didn’t turn off and the aliens really enjoy briquette.
It could be that radiation would kill anything that would otherwise decompose the meat.
and maybe burned all the oxygen so it couldn’t rancidify?
It would still dry out and oxidize.
That’s some good corned beef.
That’s actually an ancient roman roast recipe: cover it in salt in a crock, put some honey on the slices after. Quite tasty.
The radiation improves the flavour.
And preserves the meat!
REALLY low, REALLY slow.