• Jordan Lund@lemmy.one
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    1 year ago

    “I’d love to show you the report, it’s beautiful, and perfect, and it shows in so many ways how I’m innocent of all charges. My lawyers wept when they, true story! My lawyers were VISIBLY WEEPING as they read it. VISIBLY! But now, on the advice of those lawyers, I can’t release it to you. I CAN’T! I want to, but I can’t. They tell me it would tell these evil, nasty, prosecutors too much about our defense, so, you know, we can’t have that.”

    • IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      It was in the box of classified materials in my bathroom at Mar-a-Lago that the FBI illegally stole back from me.