101@feddit.org to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 天前JD Vancefeddit.orgimagemessage-square130fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageJD Vancefeddit.org101@feddit.org to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 天前message-square130fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·14 天前When JD watches Backroom Casting Couch, You think he jerkes off to the couch?
minus-squareThebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·14 天前When he does, he has to use his free hand to cover up the other dude in the video, because beating off while another guy’s dick is in view is totally gay
minus-squareDancingBear@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·14 天前Nah, but he always brings a stack of ones to the Goodwill.
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·14 天前JD Vance uses Good Will like a strip club.
minus-squareDancingBear@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·14 天前Strip clubs have strippers, Goodwill has couches 🤦
minus-squareFamous_Anus_Cookies@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·14 天前It was confusing. I’ve seen JD Vance donate stacks of pre fucked couches to my local Goodwill.
minus-squareDancingBear@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-214 天前Oh perhaps I misspoke. I guess maybe he prefers virgin wool. He keeps getting older, but the upholstery stays the same age. I’m sorry, I will recline from commenting further.
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·13 天前I think you mean “post-fucked” couches.
When JD watches Backroom Casting Couch, You think he jerkes off to the couch?
When he does, he has to use his free hand to cover up the other dude in the video, because beating off while another guy’s dick is in view is totally gay
Nah, but he always brings a stack of ones to the Goodwill.
I don’t get it
JD Vance uses Good Will like a strip club.
Strip clubs have strippers, Goodwill has couches 🤦
It was confusing. I’ve seen JD Vance donate stacks of pre fucked couches to my local Goodwill.
Oh perhaps I misspoke. I guess maybe he prefers virgin wool. He keeps getting older, but the upholstery stays the same age.
I’m sorry, I will recline from commenting further.
I think you mean “post-fucked” couches.
Yeah, you’re right.