Perhaps my favorite meme ever
Real object names.
Erectile Dysfunction = Teenie Weenie
can’t believe they left out cruise missile: zoomy boomy
average Australian be like
If they could read they’d be very upset.
Walkie-talkie was created by a Canadian engineer Donald Hings.
I’d have called them chazzwazzers
Gun = Rootie Tootie Point and Shootie
Pointy Shootie
It’s a travesty that they aren’t called “Fuzzy Buzzies”
You can thank the US Army for that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCR-300
Speedo = Scrotie Totey
Brazilian Waxing = Shiny Giny
Thankfully chatgpt expanded on the list. Some hits some misses
Sure! Here are 30 more playful names for common items:
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Computer = Clicky Tricky
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Car = Zoomy Roomy
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Bed = Snoozy Woozy
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Shower = Splashy Dasher
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Toothbrush = Bristle Whistle
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Door = Swingy Thingy
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Clock = Tick Tock Block
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Shampoo = Bubbly Scrubbly
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Refrigerator = Chilly Filly
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Piano = Tinky Plinky
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Light Bulb = Glow Flow
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Blender = Whirly Swirly
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Airplane = Fly High Sky
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Shoes = Tappy Clappy
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Glasses = See Flea
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Towel = Wipey Swipey
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Mirror = Peepy Creepy
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Umbrella = Drizzly Fizzly
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Paintbrush = Drippy Zippy
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Backpack = Packy Wacky
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Elevator = Up N’ Duper
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Magazine = Flip Drip
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Scissors = Snippy Clippy
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Chair = Sit Kit
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Lamp = Glimmer Dimmer
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Pen = Inky Pinky
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Television = Watchy Squatchy
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Coffee Maker = Brew Stew
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Pillow = Fluffy Puffy
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Toothpaste = Squeezy Pleasy
I hope you enjoy these whimsical renamings!
Ai barf
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FYI: Defibrillators don’t start the heart, they stop it.
The heart doesn’t stop in many heart attacks. Instead it just beats erratically and in a way that doesn’t pump blood well. Shocking the heart to stop it (what a defib does) causes the nerve cells to “reboot” and start beating regularly again.
Shocking a victim who’s heart has stopped is useless and automatic defibrillators won’t go off until they’ve detected the arrhythmia.
It’s essentially the “have you tried turning it off and back on again” of cardiology.
When I was a teenager my computer survived years of percussive maintenance. All I’m saying is, have doctors tried beating the shit out of their patients?
Yes, thank you, I’m glad you mentioned it here, it doesn’t happen often enough. I mean, it’s even in the name, right? Defibrillator gets rid of fibrillation - the erratic beating!
I blame House MD for this common misconception
Hearty restarty
And hippos aren’t buoyant.
Fun at parties?
I am literally reading this on my squatty potty (if you don’t have one - BUY ONE)
Pooper scooper -> Poopy Scoopy
I can only read this in Paul McCartney’s voice…
Prison Snitch = Snitchie Bitchies get the Stitchies