Damn, somehow failed to get rid of Florida…
im just glad the rockies are underwater
Water is now flowing up. Truly chaotic times.
At least New Orleans and Florida are spared.
thats not a good thing
From the looks of it, I’ll eventually be living on some waterfront property.
At first I was confused because Tennessee is a lot of mountains, so them getting covered with water was surprising
Then I saw Italy
Ah common mistake
Georgia is about right
Wouldn’t be missed.
This has a distinct lack of saddam hussein
Oh, US finally getting universal healthcare!
no, this is just a copy pasta of the Mediterranean Sea onto central US. it ignores the rocky/smoky/blue Ridge mountains and all elevations minus lucky guessing the central plains.
Thank you for explaining it. I was trying to find Sadam Hussain.
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I’m sorry. Im just sensitive to disinformation and apparently not sensitive enough to humor.
Happens to the best of us.
Tho at the some time I bet some real estate people would see this and start buying up “future beach front properties”.
Helping the economy!!1
Damn…I was looking forward to my future as a Burgundian
There’s Black Sea too. I swear it exists, I saw it!
Florida not being underwater is the first clue this isn’t a legit map lmao
And what’s the deal with Lake Superior, does it get filled in?
As it should be?
Not so superior now, huh?
Actually, as tectonic uplift interacts with mantle plume activity, crustal thinning could occur, creating a series of grabens and faulted basins. These basins would rapidly flood as water levels rise, forming an inland sea. The unique east-west orientation of the rift system would shape this new body of water in a manner resembling the Mediterranean. Furthermore, increased precipitation, a byproduct of global climate shifts, could introduce more freshwater inflows from the Mississippi River and other tributaries, enhancing the formation of coastal ecosystems similar to those around the Mediterranean. Over millennia, the regional limestone bedrock would undergo karstification due to the influx of acidic rain, contributing to the rugged, cliffed coastlines characteristic of Mediterranean geology. Damn ChatGPT is good at shitposting…
Turbo Encabulator vibes from the LLM.
I’m flattered by even being associated with this comparison.
Nebraska’s gonna get the boot
We are going to die. It is too late.
Tennessea
I know, I’ve been on the wrong side of climate change all along!
Florida survived 😣
America’s penis will be the last thing poking outta the water.
It eventually got so hot it got SWOLL and rose up out of the sea.
Little known fact, Florida floats
Denile is not just a river in
EgyptMississippiI came into the comments ready to go off then I saw the fkn boot rofl
Maybe someone needs to start a science shitposts community