The sad part is the penis amputation he had to go through, forcing him to hire immigrants to have sex with his wife because he now can’t. This man suffered enough, I think we can give him a break.
“forcing him to hire immigrants to have sex with his
wifecouch” FTFY
I wish syphilis would explain our descent into right wing fever dreams.
But the real answer is rage farming engagement in an attention economy where the relative values of attention and persuasion are highly inverted and self selecting on a global but personal scale do nothing to challenge the viewpoints of the socially myopic.
Very nice sentence there!
I’ve encountered more cases of syphilis in the last 2 yrs than across the span of the last 20yrs. So, maybe.
Someone comes in with “altered mental status” and we were reaching for answers, to find the cause, so test, and find syphilis. So now we test more for this thing we rarely tested for and find more syphilis.
https://www.npr.org/2024/01/31/1228195107/syphilis-cases-soar-in-us-cdc-says
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That fucking eyeliner
Ok, for real, is he actually wearing eyeliner or does he just have the most emo possible natural eyelashes?
Most people you see on camera will have some level of makeup on, however I hear he likes to do his eyeliner himself. (I can only confirm the part before the coma though)
He wears it sometimes. You can tell the pics when he doesn’t. I don’t think he did at the RNC. I’m sure some conservatives would have been concerned if he did. Men wearing eyeliner is, apparently, more popular in India than in the US. Maybe his wife like it?
No surprise he’s fine with make up
Midwest emo, JD Vance.
don’t you put that evil on us
It’s a music genre btw
I met Bob Nanna one time while he was hosting trivia
I don’t know any bands of the genre but as someone damned to Ohio it tracks
JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on
I heard he got RFK’s brainworm. This might make him smarter.
Dude has such a hate boner for migrants. He’s even willing to abuse them.
Like his wife. And his kids.
And his couch.
Sexy imported furniture
I didn’t know you could get that from a couch?
I heard he gave it to the couch.
Ah that makes sense
Apparently he’s not the only person who goes around fucking couches.
I need to talk about JD Vance’s appearance, “so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people”. This guy looks like what you get after messing around with the character creator in The Sims 3.
example
The clap is gonorrhea and not syphilis. Just fyi.
I thought it was Chlamydia?
I heard he has both, pass it on
I know but there’s no cool nickname for syphilis sadly.
The Pox, The Great Imitator, or Bad Blood not cool names anymore?
The French disease, the Italian disease, the Spanish disease… Wherever your country thinks people are a bit too loose and foreign you can blame syphilis on them.
The Canadian disease it is, then.
Hey, fuck you, buddy!
No thanks, you probably have The Canadian Disease!
Bad blood has some seriously fucked up connotations that I wouldn’t use it personally.
Band-aids don’t fix bullet holes.
how many are you using? that might be your problem there
Neil Sedaka would concur
The pox can mean a few things now though.
Yeah but syphilis is the great pox(la gross verole) so it’s really got this covered.
This meme would have had a bigger impact if it weren’t something that was true. The point would be to lie about shit about him to call attention to his bullshit.
Saying things that are provenly true isn’t going to carry much weight.
His Syphilis is entirely untreated. Has been for years. It got to his brain and caused him to right Hillbilly Elegy.
His entire personality since then has been unbridled Syphilis brain.
He looks like a sex doll from Temu.
And sex doll from Temu is refunded. Thanks for ruining my good times. 😭
The goats, there were so many goats. And gallons of anal lube.
Lots of good people are saying he runs a betta fish fighting ring. They also say that he eats the losers on his couch after he has sex with it. I will always believe lots of good people over the lamestream media.
The fish or the couch?
Yes.
Yeah infected mascara can do that i guess