friend shaped
Adorabibble.
Is it too late to drown myself in napalm?
How come there’s never little ape like creatures?
Because the fanfic would lead us further away from our path to god.
Shit
I am the planet now
that picture is actually a cute silk worm: https://factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com.32CF9LC
looks like hillary clinton without makeup
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breathes in
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lovin u is complicatED, lovin u is complicated 🎵
Personally I find it pretty neat that as megafauna we are host to entire little ecosystems. It’s a calming thought to imagine yourself like some large tree, home to little families of various creatures, bacterial and fungal colonies growing on you. We are thoroughly integrated into the ecosystems in which we live.
They’re not harmful, they’re just living their mitey little life.
Pretty much everything looks horrifying on a scanning electron micrograph.
I, personally, am wholly against most of my DNA existing solely it can replicate itself. So what if getting rid of it is more effort than keeping it? I want it gone from my body. Goddamn freeloaders…
Thanks now I want to rip my skin off
I hope you’re just acting the fool because of tumblr brain. You aren’t being harmed, knowledge of something that wasn’t hurting you being uncomfortable should convince you your attitudes are wrong. Not that the situation is bad.
Fix yourself, don’t be a child.
He’s obviously joking, you need to chill
Ballsack looking ass
He looks like a cute lil garbage pail kid type of thing.
Ugly cute. I like the little guy.
Time to scrub my face with a cheese grater
I am a world god! Civilizations have risen and fallen on me!
Found out about these when I was a kid. I was thrilled. When I was very little, my mom owned a grooming shop, and I basically had 1 million pets. Then she closed down, and we just had our dog and a cat. Weird little 5 year old me loved the idea that I had thousands of little pets that’s slept on my face and came out to play while I slept
That’s the best possible reaction to this :)
I will admit that since I’ve started wearing glasses, my eyes often burn really badly (I don’t know if they’re related or just weird timing), and I sometimes wonder if my little friends are pissed about the change and getting into my eyes. Lol
I figure you’d also have a rash if it was a sensitivity strong enough to make your eyes burn, but the only other things I could think of I feel you’d already have figured out… Not blinking enough cause no wind on your eyes to help trigger blinking, eyelashes getting in your eye, or eye fatigue from the correction and not taking breaks to look at something far away…
I wonder if the lenses are off gassing? They’re a type of plastic. But most likely I think I just have a face that the US would try to deliver democracy to if they found out about lmao
You may be allergic to the metal (IIRC nickel) in normal metal glasses if that’s what you have. For people with that, which is common, titanium is the only metal kind that will work.
They’re from Zenni, but they have no bottom frame. I have no idea what metal they’re made of. I’d really never considered that
Almost all contain nickel and nickel allergies are common. I have it!
Maybe you’re allergic to something in your glasses
That’s interesting. I hadn’t really considered that. It really only happens towards the end of the day, I just assumed it was a buildup of oils/skin cells/daily detritus that isn’t getting either blown away by air, because the lenses are blocking it, or dried out for the same reason. They’re Zenni frames and lenses
Do you wear a belt? Do you develop a rash on your underbelly where it touches the buckle?
Can you guess how I learned I was allergic to nickel?