Our Laurence, who art on Lemmy, Hallowed be thy app.

Thy Sync be done, thy beta come, On Lemmy, as it was on Reddit.

Give us this day, our daily build, And forgive us our non-Sync apps.

As we forgive those who Revanced without us.

Lead us not into new Reddit, But deliver us from spez.

Edit: Thanks, good idea. However I liked my abruptness at the end, it makes you think.