It saddens me to agree with this. Who knew Google would become as oppressive as fucking MICROSOFT?

Gee, what a shame. Good think I switched to FireFox. Hey, does anyone know how to make chat work on FireFox?

“Where are the old gamers?” Yo! “The thirty year old gamers?” Never mind.

Cryptic, nothing. What he means is that we won’t be allowed to vote. This is precisely what happens when you tolerate tyranny for as long as we’ve tolerated Trump’s brand of it. We used to fight tyranny whenever it raised its head, but corporate media and its demands for “civility” has turned us into a nation of neuters.

He probably is afraid. He doesn’t get a rich people handicap, though. He can’t just pencil in any score like he does when he cheats at golf. As for reimbursement, L to the O to the L on that one. Maybe the GOP should “reimburse” all the people who died from COVID because they listened to Trump’s dumb advice about taking aquarium cleaner to cure it.

Wasn’t that the problem with the first debate? CNN made it as cushy as possible for Trump while putting Biden at a disadvantage. They didn’t fact check all of Trump’s lies, because why should a news channel report facts?

They’re upset. So? They’re always upset. Make them more upset by voting Democrat in the upcoming election.

If Trump becomes president, blame George Clooney.

You’ve got a choice between TWO old men who are often incoherent. Why pick the one who’s also the spawn of Satan?

That stupid Adam Schiff keeps telling Biden to drop out. I think Schiff-head needs to shut the hell up. Is now really the time to undermine confidence in the incumbent?

Hours?! Oh man, I hate waiting!

I’ll just say what George W. Bush liked to say during his presidency. “Bring it on.” If you try to kill me, you best not miss.

“I didn’t say that forty thousand times during the 2016 election!”

It’s not like anyone’s going to do anything about it.

At least choose an 8-bit digit for the ages of passengers! You’d have to live to be 256 to roll that over!

Because nothing is worth enduring Texas.

It’s Vine time! What? Just… just bring it back. Call it “Kudzu” or some crap if Elon Musk owns the rights to Vine.

People are still playing Maple Story?

Maple Story. The caveman ancestor of the online action RPG. That Maple Story. Sheesh.

And rightly so, for they have been failed. You can’t even GO TO SCHOOL without concern that you’ll be killed in a mass shooting. This was never a concern for my generation. In 1992, when I graduated, the thought that going to school could be an extinction event for you was not even conceivable. This shouldn’t be an ongoing concern for any generation, yet here we are, sending our kids off to school every morning, knowing that there’s a slim chance they might not come back.

It’s driving me crazy. But when the whole world’s gone mad, how can you be sure you’re insane?

That’s “Hedley.”