truth is u were the cable elves all along, u never put back the cables neatly after u take one from the drawer where u keep them all in a ball, u never rearrange ur existing cables when u run new cables, and u never re organize them when u messed them up while moving other things. U are the elves.
and the Irish. do u really need me to list a bunch of famines? surely even u are capable of using google to find this Wikipedia article https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_famines and then only look at the ones that happened under capitalism.