• PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      My mom is 70 and she’s still fucking lectures ME on shit that she can’t even get straight.

      Her new one: don’t eat salmon, it causes salmonella.

      We used to eat Salmon like at every major holiday.