Like, why wouldn’t people be interested in knowing that the African slave trade of the colonial period actually started with Jewish kids, but they all died in the African climate of Sao Tome, so the Portuguese started buying slaves from the Congolese, which they captured from neighboring tribes, to work the fields??
Hey man, do you want me to explain the FNAF lore to you? it all started when…
[3 hours later]
… and thats why William Afton survived the pizzeria burning down in FNAF6 (otherwise known as Freddy Fazbear’s pizzeria simulator).