WASHINGTON—Hoping to bring all sides of the issue together, moderate politician Rep. Martin Danforth (D-OH) told reporters Friday that he believed Israel should only kill half of the Palestinians. “This war is a complex issue with valid points across the ideological spectrum, which is why it’s imperative that cooler…
The UN Security Council announced a groundbreaking new agreement dubbed the Thanos Accords. All events of mass death are to be kept to 50% or less of the population. Russia and China abstained.